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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Live streaming, Miles. Are you ready to be live streaming, my friend? Somebody stop! What kind of stupid-ass voice is that? I don’t know. I just came up with it. You sound like one of the Transformers or something. This is an old lawnmower Transformer. I got to mow that lawn. That’s right. You got to mow the lawn. Watch out. Hey, push mower. Hurry up. We need help. I’m right on the way. boy oh my God. This is as funny as the show’s gonna get so it’s gonna get exactly it will not top this so if you that was our out of the gate that was if you didn’t like that then please do not listen anymore. Oh, my goodness gracious. I went to the dentist today. Oh, I thought you might open up with something else, but okay, yeah. Oh, was there something else? Is there something that you know that I don’t know? You sent me something a few days ago. I sent you something a few days ago. How we have been shadow banned on YouTube. Oh, yeah, we can talk about that if you want to. No, we don’t have to. I just thought you might leave with that. No, I was like, I don’t even want to talk about it.
Okay, I’m sorry. Let’s go to Dentist. So you went to Dentist and… Well, now you brought it up, I got to talk about it. So I got a note from YouTube that said that we had a show that was construed as some kind of hate speech. Right. Now, mind you, this show is from 2014. So it’s a little late to the party on that one. Yeah. And the other part was I listened to it. I have the original, right? So they took it off YouTube. It’s off of YouTube. It’s called Crying Shame, the episode. We start the episode. It’s at Christmastime and 10 years ago, 11 years ago, Miles is playing like, I don’t know, 1941 or one of these, you know, killing World War II games.
games on the xbox or something i think it’s called first Shooter. Oh, is it called First, oh, I didn’t, okay, First Shooter. Or whatever it’s called, I don’t know. He’s saying, telling his son, you know, as he’s playing this video game, yeah, kill those Germans, and then we’re supposed to be um i know i didn’t i did not say Germans. Well, no, you said Nazis, but then spell it so we don’t get banned again, okay, so N-A-Z-I-S. Okay. And, uh, and so that I, we were supposed to be doing the show and I caught him in the middle of playing the game. And so I started joining in. I’m like, yeah, you know, and that’s what they, that’s what they use as the example. It, and I was making fun of the fact that here it is Christmas time and miles and his family are sitting down to a raucous world war two game where they’re killing the enemy. We were on a living.
um Unaliving, yeah, we can use those words. Anyway. I thought there was it was ironic i they say you can, you know, send them a note and tell them what you, and i’m like, no, if the ai can’t figure out the humor in it, then never mind. I’m not even gonna bother with it. It’s 10 years ago, 11 years ago, 12 years ago. Yeah, I know. I had to go back and listen to that show. It was about that young girl that was crying in my living room. Oh, I didn’t even listen past the point. There was two girls having a fight. Now, don’t ask me why I always had two teenage girls in my house. That’s a different story. That, no one cares about. No one cares about that. Everyone’s okay with a middle-aged man having two teenage daughters. This is like a dump story or something. Let me tell you something now. It was two girls and my son playing a video game along with the Epstein guy hanging out.
But it was Juan Epstein. Hey, Mr. Cod, I got a note here. It was Juan. It wasn’t whoever that guy’s name is. So go ahead. I’m sorry. No, go ahead. We’re going to explain why you had two teenage girls at Christmas time. No, go back and listen to the show. I’m not going to go through it. You can listen to it on our website, but not on YouTube. The girls were fighting over a boy. And one of them, like, was interrupting, like, Monday Night Football, and I didn’t know what to do because she was, like, literally crying, like, three feet away from me. While you’re trying to kill the enemy. No, I was done playing video games at that point. Oh, you were done playing video games at that point. Yeah, no, and then all of a sudden, like, this girl… You were supposed to be recording the show, I thought, but whatever. No, I was watching football or something, and she, like, would not stop crying, and her mom had to come get her. I’m like, God, this is, like…
I’m like, man. This is like every other date. Sounds like a Saturday night. This is like every other date I was on when I was growing up. I’m like, God, the girl left crying. I’m like, Jesus. She’s calling her mom. She’s crying. Her mom had to come get her. Her mom had to come get her. This guy, I hate him. He’s so stupid. This scenario keeps playing over and over. I don’t know. I can’t escape it. No, it was just so awkward. It was like, oh, my God. Just go home already with the crying. Jeez. Oh. Get over it. Okay. Yeah, that’s real good advice there from you. Get over it. Christ’s sake. Do like my wife did. Marry the first one she finds and stick with it. Yeah. Pretty much. So anyway, I went to the dentist. Oh, thank God. Okay. Now, I haven’t had to go lately. I don’t have any like
procedures or work being done this is all just the usual cleaning whenever that happens whatever my insurance is paying for um i’m there right so cleaning i’ll yeah i’ll take it sure so i’ve noticed and this is over the course of a year yeah because these things don’t happen that often although i do have a question do you think that hollywood stars get their teeth cleaned more often than regular folks Yes. How often do you think it is? I meant to ask the hygienist today, but I didn’t. It was all going so poorly, I thought maybe I shouldn’t ask that question. I’m fresh out of Hollywood, friends, so I really don’t know. You were tangentially connected to Andy Dick. Well, I know someone who hung out with Andy Dick. And another Andy that will remain nameless. Andy Richter, you mean?
Yeah. Andy Richter. No, they always have like their teeth are nice. Like teeth. I like nice teeth. I like nice teeth. now And I cannot lie. The, um, so anyway, I, I wondered that, but i couldn’t ask her because things weren’t going swimmingly at the, uh, at the hygienist. So I’ve noticed this trend. So first she chastises me for not flossing enough. Oh, they always do that yeah And I don’t. I mean, she asked me. I’m always honest. You probably go, yeah, I floss every once in a while. Not really. I’m like, no, I don’t. I brush my teeth very religiously. And the flossing part is only, you know, it’s not very often. I’m going to be honest with you. It’s just not. I like to use like a stiff piece of paper to floss with, I guess, because I get like meat caught in my teeth all the time. I thought you were a vegetarian.
No, I eat meat. Yeah, I know. I’m just joking. A stiff piece of paper. That’s probably not condoned by the DDS. I get meat stuck in certain parts of my teeth. The American Dental Association. I get a lot of meat stuck in my teeth. I do. I picked out one this morning. I was at steak last night. That was… Oh, the juicy steak I had. I did have a steak last night, yes. Oh, my. Is that why you had salad as well? Yeah. Okay. Well, we’ll get to that. Let me finish my damn story. We’ll get to your fatness in just a minute, but let’s continue. So she chastises me. She gets the work hammered on my face, and then inevitably… I think I saw a movie like this once. Go ahead, yeah. Well, I mean, they got those tools that look very menacing when they’re that close to you. You know what I mean? Those hooks and all that stuff. And then about partially through that, not quite halfway all the time, she goes, oh, I’ll be right back. Okay. And she leaves.
we’re not, we’re not at a transition point. You know what i mean yeah you know okay we’re transitioning from the scraping to the, you know, to the polishing or something. And then she’s gone for like a really long time. Maybe she had to break wind. Well, I think it was a little more than breaking wind. I think morning coffee kicks in and she’s going to take a dump. I always go first thing. I go first thing in the morning. All my appointments, if I can make them like right when they open, that’s when I do it. Then she comes back and proceeds to continue. Yeah. And then I have to be there thinking she just went and took a big crap. Yeah. Her hands are all wet. You’re like… The only… Well, it’s not even that much of a saving grace. She wears gloves. Okay. That’s all right. But I’m still… I still have… I have a lot of problems, you know, with all these kind of things. Yeah. And so then I just sit there thinking, oh my God, she just took a crap and now she’s, you know, reaching down my throat. She’s got sharp implements and… Mm-hmm. But this time…
She comes back and she goes, did you miss me? Nope. And I said, yeah. I said, yeah, I did. Were you a little nosy here, but were you just. Could you tell me, you know, what were you doing for the last, you know, eight and a half minutes? No, I didn’t. I couldn’t broach it, but I thought about it because, yeah, I threw her because she didn’t expect me to say anything. And I go, yeah, I did miss you. Did you smell like air freshener when she came back? Like, oh, you’re pining. You smell like pine. That’s a good question. No, I don’t remember her smelling like pine, but thankfully she put on a fresh set of gloves. Yeah. Do not go in there. And then she started grinding on me again. And, you know, with the dental tools. But, yeah, I’m like, but I think she was trying to be. I thought she was trying to be kind of funny because she did go take a crap. And then she tried to throw me off. She wanted you to ask, like, guess what? Yeah. Well.
I’m too much of a gentleman. I can’t ask that question. No, I can’t. There’s no way. Come on. I mean, she’s got her hands in my mouth. I’m not asking her anything that’s going to trigger anything. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Oh, Barbara left. Oh, well. Nice going. Yeah, you just lost our guest, jerk. Yeah, well, she’ll come back. Inappropriate. Oh, there she is. Hi, Barbara. Thank you, Barbara. Thank you. Miles said that I made you leave because I was talking about people putting their hands in my mouth. But anyway, I think this is a trend, and I’m trying to decide what to do. I’m like, should I maybe come in a little bit later so that I don’t hit her poop time? Or should I, you know, what should I, how should I handle this? I mean, I can’t do nothing at that point, but just think about that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You’ve got a lot on your mind. Oh, my gosh. And then I got a new dentist. You know, I go to the Polish dentist, right? Didn’t you have some weird dentist? Oh, my, yes. My Polish dentist. He can’t even pronounce his last name, and he doesn’t ask anybody to him. And so he’s just a letter, right? He’s just Dr. Wojciechowicz. So, yeah, not even as easy as Wojciechowicz. But he’s like the owner. And so now he’s got this young guy who comes bopping in. He looks like a surfer or whatever. He’s like, hey, Bob, how are you doing? He does. And then, of course, the hygienist rats me out immediately. She’s like, doctor, he’s not flossing properly. You need to do that there, Bob. You got to floss, my friend. And I’m like, yeah, okay. I’ve heard this. I’m like,
20 minutes ago before the poop. Snitches get stitches, man. Okay, easy. So then he sticks his hands in my mouth and looks around and everything. But I’ve never met him. I never even met the man. It was the first time I met him. He’s just like right in. Was his name Lance? He’s right. Darling! It wasn’t Robert Duvall, no. He was a fighter, sir! Yeah. But no, he was a nice enough guy and everything, but I’ve never even seen him there before. I’ve always seen the main guy. He always comes in and he always asks me where I’m going and whatnot. He’s always pumping me for stock tips and he wants to know how much money I got so he can ream me on the bill. No, come on. I’m not joking. He does every time I see him.
So he’s always asked me, are you going on vacation? Where did you go? I probably saw the veneers you have and be like, God, this guy’s loaded. Loaded. This guy’s loaded. So, yeah. So anyway, I miss Dr. A. He was always a good guy, other than the fact that he’s trying to get my money. This new guy, I’m not so sure about. And then he bopped out of there and then we finished up and whatnot. She polished my teeth, but. It’s tough. It’s tough. Can you sit there? Yes. After knowing that somebody just took a giant crap and then starts putting their paws all over you? I like my hygienist so much, I’d be okay with it. I wouldn’t care if she washed her hands. I don’t care. She’s a pretty nice lady. Okay. Well, I know that’s more you than me, though. I don’t care. Yeah. I shouldn’t be asking you. My God.
i got a nice one. I got a keeper, man. I don’t care what she does. I don’t care what she does. She could go rub her hands all over raw chicken and come back in here for all i care. Okay, there is a line, I guess. There is a line. We call her salmonella sally here at the dental place. Yeah. Well, we have our girl. I always come here and I ask you for advice, and then, of course, you, you know. Because, you know what? Because we can’t, if we just start agreeing with each other, like, there’s no show. That’s true. If I said, you know what? You’re right. I would be so disgusted. I’d walk out. I wouldn’t even talk to the surfer guy. I would walk out. I’d never go back. That’s true. There’s no show. Yeah. You’re right. You point out the obvious. Thank you.
you know the you know that’s the nicey nice show if you want that, go listen to something else. I don’t want to. Oh, my gosh. So, anyway, I just, I have this hygienist that takes a poop every day about 8 15 and uh so you know, time yourself. If you’re gonna go in there, you may want to go after then, or Maybe, I don’t think he could be in the earlier, to be honest with you. I’m usually first in the door. She had to take a phone call. I mean, one of her kids was sick at school, and she had to go talk to her kid, or No. You know, they I’m positive there’s no phone call. Maybe she had to get some gummies or something. She’s like, hold on make it through this cleaning without getting some gummies this this
F-ing weirdo in the chair. This guy who’s transitioning is in my chair right now. He keeps muttering poop, and I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about. I hope she doesn’t have to poop again this time. Yeah. You got a lot of stuff on your plate there. Yeah. What was terrible is my wife was getting her teeth cleaned in the next room. Oh, yeah. And then she snubbed me because she had to go someplace. I got a gal. That’s what she said. Yeah. I’m like, we’re going to set the next appointment. I’m like, oh, Jesus Christ. I got to go judge other people. I go make it whatever day that this lady has had a colonoscopy so I can have two days of potential.
Of potential no pooping at the office. Yeah. No. I don’t have that. I wish that my wife was already in because then I could have polled her later and said, did this lady come out and go in the bathroom while you were in the waiting room? Let me tell you a story, Pop. She’d probably be like, what’s wrong with you? That’s what she’d say. Women don’t do that at work. Yeah, she’d be telling me I was such a jerk. Let me go once a week. That’s right. Only once a week. And once a week it is. And we go to a special place. With our friends. That’s right. It’s usually a boutique. A poo boutique. It’s a poo boutique where you can shop from your throne. I guess…
Oh. That’s very negative. I shouldn’t say that. I don’t know. That is negative. So what’s going on with you? You know, I was going to tell, well, I don’t know. I was going to talk about my sister, I guess. My sister who loves The Rock. You like my sister. Oh, that sister is the best sister. You have never met this sister. I know. That’s also one of the better reasons that I like her. You’ve met a little bit of my, I have a big family. You’ve met just a small portion of my family. Well, I’ve met a sister and a brother. Yeah. And you and some ancillary cousins, I suppose, and in-laws. Yeah. Who wanted me to sleep with you. It was a different time. Okay. We were more progressive than a lot of society was back then. Yeah. Yeah.
back in the, back in the early 90s when there was all free swinging. They wanted me and you to elope. They were so ahead of their time. Miles. We don’t care at this point. Just please be happy. And, uh, so, uh, no. Okay. So last week, uh, I got. My two adult sons went out and were doing some crazy thing. I come along kind of like I’m Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I don’t really belong there, but I just kind of glom on to whatever the hell they’re doing. Danny DeVito, right? Danny DeVito, yeah. I kind of look like him a little bit. You could be a robot that Danny DeVito could ride in. Yeah. What was that thing in Mad Max for the… The master blaster, yeah. Big tall guy, yeah. You’d be blaster to his master, yes. And so they’re like, hey, we got to get something to eat. My oldest son is married. He goes, my wife’s going to want something. My wife’s going to want something too. You know how it goes. Everybody’s got to eat. Everybody’s got to poop.
I’ll tell you, let’s go to In-N-Out Burger or something. Wow, you guys got In-N-Out Burger? No, I’m just kidding. I don’t want to say what it was. I’ll be up this weekend. No, don’t get excited. It wasn’t In-N-Out Burger. So right exactly as they pull up, as they’re ordering, my phone rings because no one ever calls me. I’m like, okay, what’s the reason? And this is where I get, yeah, thank you. This is where it gets really Freudian now because I can see it says mom. And for some reason I thought it was my wife calling me. Cause I thought that tells more about your relationship than anything else you’ll ever say. Yeah. Yeah. I know it’s a little creepy, but anyway, no, cause I thought, well, maybe my youngest son had texted my wife or something. I don’t know.
Because my wife is very particular about her order. Very particular. Like me? Very particular about my order. Super particular, right? Yeah. Good for her. Get what you want. God damn it. And I’m trying to be quiet because these guys are trying to figure out what they want and all that. And so I’m like, you know. What number do I want? Yeah. You do want. The dollar menu, son. Well, yeah. I’d like, just give me the $5, you know, thing. And I didn’t even look to see what was in it. You know, I’m like, I could have been monkey nuts and lizards and whatever. I don’t even know what it was. Like, okay, just give me that. Give me that. But my mom usually doesn’t call me like at that time of day. I’m like, oh, okay. She goes, well, like, well, your sister’s in the ER.
Oh my Lord. Oh, this is it. This is it. I go, she’s had a heart attack. She’s had a stroke, you know? Yeah. Her last words are going to be, even though my sister does not sound like this, but I love the voice anyway. It’s still funny. Dwayne Johnson’s my hero. i’m waiting to hear this, you know, I’m just bracing myself, you know, because at this point my, you know, everyone’s just, you know, starting to kick off, you know, slowly Yeah. Yeah. Well, I’m like, when you’re the youngest, everybody, I’m the youngest. I know. I’m like, Oh God, this would be like i’m gonna be like, uh, Tom Hanks and green mile, you know? Oh, you have trouble peeing well that too yeah i know my trouble shut up
No, at the end. He’s like, well, I’m the last one left. When will it be my time to go? When will it be my time to take a good leak? Oh, she’s like, your sister’s in the yard. I’m like, what? What happened, Mom? Well, we were at the senior center playing cards. Oh, got in a fist fight. I’m like, what the fuck could happen at the senior center? There’s nothing worse than than playing cards at a senior center except for church league baseball. Right. Yeah. Right. The snot beat out of you at a church league baseball game. Holy moly. Yeah. So I’m thinking, well, maybe it was like a fist fight or, you know, maybe she fell. I don’t know. I’m like, okay, mom, what happened? She got drunk and disorderly. It turns out that a guest had come over with a snack, apparently a mislabeled snack.
for the card players. Are those things even labeled? And this was homemade cookies this person had brought and mislabeled it, apparently. And it was pot-laced cookies. Really? Yes. It was the best card game ever. So, my sister apparently, according to my mom, my sister was shoveling these cookies in. Yeah. Like she does for cookies. I only love cookies more than Iraq. Cookie. Yeah. My mom’s like, I don’t eat cookies. They’re yucky. Funky. My sister, like literally like almost like passes out at the table. Like, he’s like, are you okay? No. I can only imagine that she had too small of a shirt on. Half the time and her belly’s hanging out full of pot cookies. Oh, man. She had to be taken to the ER. You used butter, didn’t you? Christ. Oh, my God. Did they get their stomach pumped or something? What were they doing for her?
I guess she slept for literally 24 hours. Yeah. And, um, right in Barbara. That is, uh, well, so my sister is some old guy are taking the ER and some poor lady went home. Uh, Yeah. As well from eating. Yes. Big batch of pot cookies. That’s funny. In total, three people got sick from this. Really? Well, I wouldn’t call it sick. Two of them were taken to the ER. These are some pretty potent pot cookies. Well, you know, it’s up north there. Yeah. Hey, you know. Oh, yeah. There. Hey, there. Yeah. They don’t F around, you know. Well, yeah. You know who gets involved? I put a whole kilo in here, for Christ’s sake. You know who gets involved when shit like this goes down? Oh, no. The law? Yeah, you get the po-po, and so the po-po’s checking out. I hate to tell you folks, but you can’t just whisk pot brownies in the old folks’ home, you know what I’m saying? I’m getting colors. This is worse. This is worse.
This is worse than the last time when they had pizza night and somebody put shrooms all over the pizza. It’s funny because this kind of came full circle. I’m almost done here. Many years ago, well, not many, a few years ago, my mom had gone to a family get-together and knowingly had eaten pot cookies. Oh, she did it on purpose, though. Yeah, well, yeah. And possibly in some moderation, unlike your sister who makes after you and like there’s free cookies. It’s like, you know, it was like a can of Pringles. Is there a limit on these? So a few years ago, my mom actually passed out in front of everybody. Right. Yeah. But no one knew anything was going on. And my sister, the rock, you know, my mom or my sister’s like,
just let her go. Mom, it’s okay if you die. Just, it’s your time to die. Go ahead and die, Mom. It’s okay. I’m like, man. And I told my mom this, like, after the fact. I go, hey, just so you know, your daughter was just cheering on your death, you know, so. Oh, yeah. well And so my mom was laughing, like, so she’s like, well, Rob. Nice costume jewelry i want to have. Yeah. Right. No, it came, it came full circle. Cause then my mom’s like, well, it’s your time to go. There you go. Sissy. Sorry. God. And like my sister, like is like that. I don’t know. She’s really done drugs. Well, she does now. She just turned 70, like literally just turned 70, like a few weeks ago.
oh my gosh. I mean, like the rest of us, I’m pretty sure have all been high at some point. Yeah, she’s only been high on the rock. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh, is she gonna be okay? I guess. I don’t know. I was gonna call her i was making i was calling up uh or i was texting my nephew, her oldest, like, I sent him a picture of an Afro man, you know, and then we were all. I was going to go to the senior center. I got high. I went to the senior center and I got high. Yeah. I was playing some canasta and I got high. Now I’m in the ER and I know why. I know why. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Yeah, very, very good. Thank you.
Well, that’s a great story. I told your sister that she… I hope she’s okay. I have not talked to her, so I hope she’s okay. At this point, you’re going to get a call tomorrow. Your sister passed away from all the pot cookies. We’re going to have to pull the plug. Yeah, that’s some potent cookies, man. I guess. I’m like, wait, what’s this old lady’s name again? She’s like famous name is the pot cookies. Make me a batch, Esmeralda. I’ll take some. Eat the cookies, young man. Everybody’s my friend now, except for Sergeant Whitaker. So this is the young lady who brought the brown pot cookies. I mean, that would be terrible if anybody got in trouble. I think this lady’s a little bit concerned, yeah, because three people…
OD’d on her cookies, yes. Well, you can’t really OD on pot cookies, can you? I don’t know. I haven’t had one since I was 10, so I really don’t know. Back in my heavy drug days when I was 10, I was trying to get off the horse, and so I started eating pot cookies. Yeah. Yeah. I was hanging out with Keith Richards. Yes, I was allowed to hang out with some weird individuals I should not have hung out with. I was fed pot cookies. Oh, were you? There you go. Maybe this will shut him up. He keeps talking. Barbara, did you want to chime in with… Any story that you might have about dental visits or pot cookies? You’re more than welcome to unmute. Neither one connected. That’s fine. You can have a random story as well. Any story you’d like to tell? Well, I love my hygienist. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Does she walk out and poop in the middle of your procedure?
No. Maybe before and after, but not during. How about the pot cookies? Maybe my hygienist brought pot cookies. I would be a little bit better. Or you could just put a micro dot on my eye while I’m sitting there. It was pot cookies. I remember my husband had that. We split one. I didn’t realize how potent they were. This is like 10 years ago, 12 years ago. And we were watching an SNL skit and it was like Dora the Explorer. Only it wasn’t. I don’t know if you remember that. They did that little off cartoon. And it became so difficult to understand what was going on. It hurt to follow along. And I actually went to bed because I just didn’t understand what was happening. SNL is way over my head. I’ve got to go to bed. I did not understand what’s going on in this skit. It hurts. Pete Davidson’s a genius. I can’t keep up with him. That’s too much. Is this really Leanne? No. Barbara. Friend of Leanne’s, though. No, I thought it would be funny if it was Leanne, though.
Oh, yeah. No, she’s probably got the same stories. She does. She probably does. What do you mean? She serves them. She’s like, you know, Mrs. Fields around here. I believe it. Well, thanks for coming tonight, Barbara. I’m going to wrap up the show unless you got some more story for us. No, yeah, no, yeah, no, no. Nothing I want to publicize. Save it for the next time, right? Either or. Either or. No, it’s okay. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. This was fun. Once I finally figured out how to get the microphone so I could hear you 10 minutes after it started. Oh, that’s okay. The first part was boring. You just cut that right out. We’re going to edit that right out. Yeah, then I chimed right in at the perfect time.
Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the entertainment tonight, you guys. Thanks for joining us tonight. We’re going to close out the show. If you want to hang out, Miles will tell you where his sister’s friend’s name is. He’ll get you hooked up with some brownies. Oh, yeah. He’s got a mail order. I hope your sister’s is going to be all right. That’s intense. Poor thing. I know, I’m down to three, so man, I hope she makes it. I’m down to three. I don’t know, we’ve got like 27 kids in this family. Yeah, I don’t know. Alright, well, everybody join us next time. Alright, I will. I will, you guys. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Have a good evening. Bye. She’s got to go to bed.
Bye. Bye.
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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Live streaming, Miles. Are you ready to be live streaming, my friend? Somebody stop! What kind of stupid-ass voice is that? I don’t know. I just came up with it. You sound like one of the Transformers or something. This is an old lawnmower Transformer. I got to mow that lawn. That’s right. You got to mow the lawn. Watch out. Hey, push mower. Hurry up. We need help. I’m right on the way. boy oh my God. This is as funny as the show’s gonna get so it’s gonna get exactly it will not top this so if you that was our out of the gate that was if you didn’t like that then please do not listen anymore. Oh, my goodness gracious. I went to the dentist today. Oh, I thought you might open up with something else, but okay, yeah. Oh, was there something else? Is there something that you know that I don’t know? You sent me something a few days ago. I sent you something a few days ago. How we have been shadow banned on YouTube. Oh, yeah, we can talk about that if you want to. No, we don’t have to. I just thought you might leave with that. No, I was like, I don’t even want to talk about it.
Okay, I’m sorry. Let’s go to Dentist. So you went to Dentist and… Well, now you brought it up, I got to talk about it. So I got a note from YouTube that said that we had a show that was construed as some kind of hate speech. Right. Now, mind you, this show is from 2014. So it’s a little late to the party on that one. Yeah. And the other part was I listened to it. I have the original, right? So they took it off YouTube. It’s off of YouTube. It’s called Crying Shame, the episode. We start the episode. It’s at Christmastime and 10 years ago, 11 years ago, Miles is playing like, I don’t know, 1941 or one of these, you know, killing World War II games.
games on the xbox or something i think it’s called first Shooter. Oh, is it called First, oh, I didn’t, okay, First Shooter. Or whatever it’s called, I don’t know. He’s saying, telling his son, you know, as he’s playing this video game, yeah, kill those Germans, and then we’re supposed to be um i know i didn’t i did not say Germans. Well, no, you said Nazis, but then spell it so we don’t get banned again, okay, so N-A-Z-I-S. Okay. And, uh, and so that I, we were supposed to be doing the show and I caught him in the middle of playing the game. And so I started joining in. I’m like, yeah, you know, and that’s what they, that’s what they use as the example. It, and I was making fun of the fact that here it is Christmas time and miles and his family are sitting down to a raucous world war two game where they’re killing the enemy. We were on a living.
um Unaliving, yeah, we can use those words. Anyway. I thought there was it was ironic i they say you can, you know, send them a note and tell them what you, and i’m like, no, if the ai can’t figure out the humor in it, then never mind. I’m not even gonna bother with it. It’s 10 years ago, 11 years ago, 12 years ago. Yeah, I know. I had to go back and listen to that show. It was about that young girl that was crying in my living room. Oh, I didn’t even listen past the point. There was two girls having a fight. Now, don’t ask me why I always had two teenage girls in my house. That’s a different story. That, no one cares about. No one cares about that. Everyone’s okay with a middle-aged man having two teenage daughters. This is like a dump story or something. Let me tell you something now. It was two girls and my son playing a video game along with the Epstein guy hanging out.
But it was Juan Epstein. Hey, Mr. Cod, I got a note here. It was Juan. It wasn’t whoever that guy’s name is. So go ahead. I’m sorry. No, go ahead. We’re going to explain why you had two teenage girls at Christmas time. No, go back and listen to the show. I’m not going to go through it. You can listen to it on our website, but not on YouTube. The girls were fighting over a boy. And one of them, like, was interrupting, like, Monday Night Football, and I didn’t know what to do because she was, like, literally crying, like, three feet away from me. While you’re trying to kill the enemy. No, I was done playing video games at that point. Oh, you were done playing video games at that point. Yeah, no, and then all of a sudden, like, this girl… You were supposed to be recording the show, I thought, but whatever. No, I was watching football or something, and she, like, would not stop crying, and her mom had to come get her. I’m like, God, this is, like…
I’m like, man. This is like every other date. Sounds like a Saturday night. This is like every other date I was on when I was growing up. I’m like, God, the girl left crying. I’m like, Jesus. She’s calling her mom. She’s crying. Her mom had to come get her. Her mom had to come get her. This guy, I hate him. He’s so stupid. This scenario keeps playing over and over. I don’t know. I can’t escape it. No, it was just so awkward. It was like, oh, my God. Just go home already with the crying. Jeez. Oh. Get over it. Okay. Yeah, that’s real good advice there from you. Get over it. Christ’s sake. Do like my wife did. Marry the first one she finds and stick with it. Yeah. Pretty much. So anyway, I went to the dentist. Oh, thank God. Okay. Now, I haven’t had to go lately. I don’t have any like
procedures or work being done this is all just the usual cleaning whenever that happens whatever my insurance is paying for um i’m there right so cleaning i’ll yeah i’ll take it sure so i’ve noticed and this is over the course of a year yeah because these things don’t happen that often although i do have a question do you think that hollywood stars get their teeth cleaned more often than regular folks Yes. How often do you think it is? I meant to ask the hygienist today, but I didn’t. It was all going so poorly, I thought maybe I shouldn’t ask that question. I’m fresh out of Hollywood, friends, so I really don’t know. You were tangentially connected to Andy Dick. Well, I know someone who hung out with Andy Dick. And another Andy that will remain nameless. Andy Richter, you mean?
Yeah. Andy Richter. No, they always have like their teeth are nice. Like teeth. I like nice teeth. I like nice teeth. now And I cannot lie. The, um, so anyway, I, I wondered that, but i couldn’t ask her because things weren’t going swimmingly at the, uh, at the hygienist. So I’ve noticed this trend. So first she chastises me for not flossing enough. Oh, they always do that yeah And I don’t. I mean, she asked me. I’m always honest. You probably go, yeah, I floss every once in a while. Not really. I’m like, no, I don’t. I brush my teeth very religiously. And the flossing part is only, you know, it’s not very often. I’m going to be honest with you. It’s just not. I like to use like a stiff piece of paper to floss with, I guess, because I get like meat caught in my teeth all the time. I thought you were a vegetarian.
No, I eat meat. Yeah, I know. I’m just joking. A stiff piece of paper. That’s probably not condoned by the DDS. I get meat stuck in certain parts of my teeth. The American Dental Association. I get a lot of meat stuck in my teeth. I do. I picked out one this morning. I was at steak last night. That was… Oh, the juicy steak I had. I did have a steak last night, yes. Oh, my. Is that why you had salad as well? Yeah. Okay. Well, we’ll get to that. Let me finish my damn story. We’ll get to your fatness in just a minute, but let’s continue. So she chastises me. She gets the work hammered on my face, and then inevitably… I think I saw a movie like this once. Go ahead, yeah. Well, I mean, they got those tools that look very menacing when they’re that close to you. You know what I mean? Those hooks and all that stuff. And then about partially through that, not quite halfway all the time, she goes, oh, I’ll be right back. Okay. And she leaves.
we’re not, we’re not at a transition point. You know what i mean yeah you know okay we’re transitioning from the scraping to the, you know, to the polishing or something. And then she’s gone for like a really long time. Maybe she had to break wind. Well, I think it was a little more than breaking wind. I think morning coffee kicks in and she’s going to take a dump. I always go first thing. I go first thing in the morning. All my appointments, if I can make them like right when they open, that’s when I do it. Then she comes back and proceeds to continue. Yeah. And then I have to be there thinking she just went and took a big crap. Yeah. Her hands are all wet. You’re like… The only… Well, it’s not even that much of a saving grace. She wears gloves. Okay. That’s all right. But I’m still… I still have… I have a lot of problems, you know, with all these kind of things. Yeah. And so then I just sit there thinking, oh my God, she just took a crap and now she’s, you know, reaching down my throat. She’s got sharp implements and… Mm-hmm. But this time…
She comes back and she goes, did you miss me? Nope. And I said, yeah. I said, yeah, I did. Were you a little nosy here, but were you just. Could you tell me, you know, what were you doing for the last, you know, eight and a half minutes? No, I didn’t. I couldn’t broach it, but I thought about it because, yeah, I threw her because she didn’t expect me to say anything. And I go, yeah, I did miss you. Did you smell like air freshener when she came back? Like, oh, you’re pining. You smell like pine. That’s a good question. No, I don’t remember her smelling like pine, but thankfully she put on a fresh set of gloves. Yeah. Do not go in there. And then she started grinding on me again. And, you know, with the dental tools. But, yeah, I’m like, but I think she was trying to be. I thought she was trying to be kind of funny because she did go take a crap. And then she tried to throw me off. She wanted you to ask, like, guess what? Yeah. Well.
I’m too much of a gentleman. I can’t ask that question. No, I can’t. There’s no way. Come on. I mean, she’s got her hands in my mouth. I’m not asking her anything that’s going to trigger anything. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Oh, Barbara left. Oh, well. Nice going. Yeah, you just lost our guest, jerk. Yeah, well, she’ll come back. Inappropriate. Oh, there she is. Hi, Barbara. Thank you, Barbara. Thank you. Miles said that I made you leave because I was talking about people putting their hands in my mouth. But anyway, I think this is a trend, and I’m trying to decide what to do. I’m like, should I maybe come in a little bit later so that I don’t hit her poop time? Or should I, you know, what should I, how should I handle this? I mean, I can’t do nothing at that point, but just think about that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You’ve got a lot on your mind. Oh, my gosh. And then I got a new dentist. You know, I go to the Polish dentist, right? Didn’t you have some weird dentist? Oh, my, yes. My Polish dentist. He can’t even pronounce his last name, and he doesn’t ask anybody to him. And so he’s just a letter, right? He’s just Dr. Wojciechowicz. So, yeah, not even as easy as Wojciechowicz. But he’s like the owner. And so now he’s got this young guy who comes bopping in. He looks like a surfer or whatever. He’s like, hey, Bob, how are you doing? He does. And then, of course, the hygienist rats me out immediately. She’s like, doctor, he’s not flossing properly. You need to do that there, Bob. You got to floss, my friend. And I’m like, yeah, okay. I’ve heard this. I’m like,
20 minutes ago before the poop. Snitches get stitches, man. Okay, easy. So then he sticks his hands in my mouth and looks around and everything. But I’ve never met him. I never even met the man. It was the first time I met him. He’s just like right in. Was his name Lance? He’s right. Darling! It wasn’t Robert Duvall, no. He was a fighter, sir! Yeah. But no, he was a nice enough guy and everything, but I’ve never even seen him there before. I’ve always seen the main guy. He always comes in and he always asks me where I’m going and whatnot. He’s always pumping me for stock tips and he wants to know how much money I got so he can ream me on the bill. No, come on. I’m not joking. He does every time I see him.
So he’s always asked me, are you going on vacation? Where did you go? I probably saw the veneers you have and be like, God, this guy’s loaded. Loaded. This guy’s loaded. So, yeah. So anyway, I miss Dr. A. He was always a good guy, other than the fact that he’s trying to get my money. This new guy, I’m not so sure about. And then he bopped out of there and then we finished up and whatnot. She polished my teeth, but. It’s tough. It’s tough. Can you sit there? Yes. After knowing that somebody just took a giant crap and then starts putting their paws all over you? I like my hygienist so much, I’d be okay with it. I wouldn’t care if she washed her hands. I don’t care. She’s a pretty nice lady. Okay. Well, I know that’s more you than me, though. I don’t care. Yeah. I shouldn’t be asking you. My God.
i got a nice one. I got a keeper, man. I don’t care what she does. I don’t care what she does. She could go rub her hands all over raw chicken and come back in here for all i care. Okay, there is a line, I guess. There is a line. We call her salmonella sally here at the dental place. Yeah. Well, we have our girl. I always come here and I ask you for advice, and then, of course, you, you know. Because, you know what? Because we can’t, if we just start agreeing with each other, like, there’s no show. That’s true. If I said, you know what? You’re right. I would be so disgusted. I’d walk out. I wouldn’t even talk to the surfer guy. I would walk out. I’d never go back. That’s true. There’s no show. Yeah. You’re right. You point out the obvious. Thank you.
you know the you know that’s the nicey nice show if you want that, go listen to something else. I don’t want to. Oh, my gosh. So, anyway, I just, I have this hygienist that takes a poop every day about 8 15 and uh so you know, time yourself. If you’re gonna go in there, you may want to go after then, or Maybe, I don’t think he could be in the earlier, to be honest with you. I’m usually first in the door. She had to take a phone call. I mean, one of her kids was sick at school, and she had to go talk to her kid, or No. You know, they I’m positive there’s no phone call. Maybe she had to get some gummies or something. She’s like, hold on make it through this cleaning without getting some gummies this this
F-ing weirdo in the chair. This guy who’s transitioning is in my chair right now. He keeps muttering poop, and I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about. I hope she doesn’t have to poop again this time. Yeah. You got a lot of stuff on your plate there. Yeah. What was terrible is my wife was getting her teeth cleaned in the next room. Oh, yeah. And then she snubbed me because she had to go someplace. I got a gal. That’s what she said. Yeah. I’m like, we’re going to set the next appointment. I’m like, oh, Jesus Christ. I got to go judge other people. I go make it whatever day that this lady has had a colonoscopy so I can have two days of potential.
Of potential no pooping at the office. Yeah. No. I don’t have that. I wish that my wife was already in because then I could have polled her later and said, did this lady come out and go in the bathroom while you were in the waiting room? Let me tell you a story, Pop. She’d probably be like, what’s wrong with you? That’s what she’d say. Women don’t do that at work. Yeah, she’d be telling me I was such a jerk. Let me go once a week. That’s right. Only once a week. And once a week it is. And we go to a special place. With our friends. That’s right. It’s usually a boutique. A poo boutique. It’s a poo boutique where you can shop from your throne. I guess…
Oh. That’s very negative. I shouldn’t say that. I don’t know. That is negative. So what’s going on with you? You know, I was going to tell, well, I don’t know. I was going to talk about my sister, I guess. My sister who loves The Rock. You like my sister. Oh, that sister is the best sister. You have never met this sister. I know. That’s also one of the better reasons that I like her. You’ve met a little bit of my, I have a big family. You’ve met just a small portion of my family. Well, I’ve met a sister and a brother. Yeah. And you and some ancillary cousins, I suppose, and in-laws. Yeah. Who wanted me to sleep with you. It was a different time. Okay. We were more progressive than a lot of society was back then. Yeah. Yeah.
back in the, back in the early 90s when there was all free swinging. They wanted me and you to elope. They were so ahead of their time. Miles. We don’t care at this point. Just please be happy. And, uh, so, uh, no. Okay. So last week, uh, I got. My two adult sons went out and were doing some crazy thing. I come along kind of like I’m Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I don’t really belong there, but I just kind of glom on to whatever the hell they’re doing. Danny DeVito, right? Danny DeVito, yeah. I kind of look like him a little bit. You could be a robot that Danny DeVito could ride in. Yeah. What was that thing in Mad Max for the… The master blaster, yeah. Big tall guy, yeah. You’d be blaster to his master, yes. And so they’re like, hey, we got to get something to eat. My oldest son is married. He goes, my wife’s going to want something. My wife’s going to want something too. You know how it goes. Everybody’s got to eat. Everybody’s got to poop.
I’ll tell you, let’s go to In-N-Out Burger or something. Wow, you guys got In-N-Out Burger? No, I’m just kidding. I don’t want to say what it was. I’ll be up this weekend. No, don’t get excited. It wasn’t In-N-Out Burger. So right exactly as they pull up, as they’re ordering, my phone rings because no one ever calls me. I’m like, okay, what’s the reason? And this is where I get, yeah, thank you. This is where it gets really Freudian now because I can see it says mom. And for some reason I thought it was my wife calling me. Cause I thought that tells more about your relationship than anything else you’ll ever say. Yeah. Yeah. I know it’s a little creepy, but anyway, no, cause I thought, well, maybe my youngest son had texted my wife or something. I don’t know.
Because my wife is very particular about her order. Very particular. Like me? Very particular about my order. Super particular, right? Yeah. Good for her. Get what you want. God damn it. And I’m trying to be quiet because these guys are trying to figure out what they want and all that. And so I’m like, you know. What number do I want? Yeah. You do want. The dollar menu, son. Well, yeah. I’d like, just give me the $5, you know, thing. And I didn’t even look to see what was in it. You know, I’m like, I could have been monkey nuts and lizards and whatever. I don’t even know what it was. Like, okay, just give me that. Give me that. But my mom usually doesn’t call me like at that time of day. I’m like, oh, okay. She goes, well, like, well, your sister’s in the ER.
Oh my Lord. Oh, this is it. This is it. I go, she’s had a heart attack. She’s had a stroke, you know? Yeah. Her last words are going to be, even though my sister does not sound like this, but I love the voice anyway. It’s still funny. Dwayne Johnson’s my hero. i’m waiting to hear this, you know, I’m just bracing myself, you know, because at this point my, you know, everyone’s just, you know, starting to kick off, you know, slowly Yeah. Yeah. Well, I’m like, when you’re the youngest, everybody, I’m the youngest. I know. I’m like, Oh God, this would be like i’m gonna be like, uh, Tom Hanks and green mile, you know? Oh, you have trouble peeing well that too yeah i know my trouble shut up
No, at the end. He’s like, well, I’m the last one left. When will it be my time to go? When will it be my time to take a good leak? Oh, she’s like, your sister’s in the yard. I’m like, what? What happened, Mom? Well, we were at the senior center playing cards. Oh, got in a fist fight. I’m like, what the fuck could happen at the senior center? There’s nothing worse than than playing cards at a senior center except for church league baseball. Right. Yeah. Right. The snot beat out of you at a church league baseball game. Holy moly. Yeah. So I’m thinking, well, maybe it was like a fist fight or, you know, maybe she fell. I don’t know. I’m like, okay, mom, what happened? She got drunk and disorderly. It turns out that a guest had come over with a snack, apparently a mislabeled snack.
for the card players. Are those things even labeled? And this was homemade cookies this person had brought and mislabeled it, apparently. And it was pot-laced cookies. Really? Yes. It was the best card game ever. So, my sister apparently, according to my mom, my sister was shoveling these cookies in. Yeah. Like she does for cookies. I only love cookies more than Iraq. Cookie. Yeah. My mom’s like, I don’t eat cookies. They’re yucky. Funky. My sister, like literally like almost like passes out at the table. Like, he’s like, are you okay? No. I can only imagine that she had too small of a shirt on. Half the time and her belly’s hanging out full of pot cookies. Oh, man. She had to be taken to the ER. You used butter, didn’t you? Christ. Oh, my God. Did they get their stomach pumped or something? What were they doing for her?
I guess she slept for literally 24 hours. Yeah. And, um, right in Barbara. That is, uh, well, so my sister is some old guy are taking the ER and some poor lady went home. Uh, Yeah. As well from eating. Yes. Big batch of pot cookies. That’s funny. In total, three people got sick from this. Really? Well, I wouldn’t call it sick. Two of them were taken to the ER. These are some pretty potent pot cookies. Well, you know, it’s up north there. Yeah. Hey, you know. Oh, yeah. There. Hey, there. Yeah. They don’t F around, you know. Well, yeah. You know who gets involved? I put a whole kilo in here, for Christ’s sake. You know who gets involved when shit like this goes down? Oh, no. The law? Yeah, you get the po-po, and so the po-po’s checking out. I hate to tell you folks, but you can’t just whisk pot brownies in the old folks’ home, you know what I’m saying? I’m getting colors. This is worse. This is worse.
This is worse than the last time when they had pizza night and somebody put shrooms all over the pizza. It’s funny because this kind of came full circle. I’m almost done here. Many years ago, well, not many, a few years ago, my mom had gone to a family get-together and knowingly had eaten pot cookies. Oh, she did it on purpose, though. Yeah, well, yeah. And possibly in some moderation, unlike your sister who makes after you and like there’s free cookies. It’s like, you know, it was like a can of Pringles. Is there a limit on these? So a few years ago, my mom actually passed out in front of everybody. Right. Yeah. But no one knew anything was going on. And my sister, the rock, you know, my mom or my sister’s like,
just let her go. Mom, it’s okay if you die. Just, it’s your time to die. Go ahead and die, Mom. It’s okay. I’m like, man. And I told my mom this, like, after the fact. I go, hey, just so you know, your daughter was just cheering on your death, you know, so. Oh, yeah. well And so my mom was laughing, like, so she’s like, well, Rob. Nice costume jewelry i want to have. Yeah. Right. No, it came, it came full circle. Cause then my mom’s like, well, it’s your time to go. There you go. Sissy. Sorry. God. And like my sister, like is like that. I don’t know. She’s really done drugs. Well, she does now. She just turned 70, like literally just turned 70, like a few weeks ago.
oh my gosh. I mean, like the rest of us, I’m pretty sure have all been high at some point. Yeah, she’s only been high on the rock. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh, is she gonna be okay? I guess. I don’t know. I was gonna call her i was making i was calling up uh or i was texting my nephew, her oldest, like, I sent him a picture of an Afro man, you know, and then we were all. I was going to go to the senior center. I got high. I went to the senior center and I got high. Yeah. I was playing some canasta and I got high. Now I’m in the ER and I know why. I know why. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Yeah, very, very good. Thank you.
Well, that’s a great story. I told your sister that she… I hope she’s okay. I have not talked to her, so I hope she’s okay. At this point, you’re going to get a call tomorrow. Your sister passed away from all the pot cookies. We’re going to have to pull the plug. Yeah, that’s some potent cookies, man. I guess. I’m like, wait, what’s this old lady’s name again? She’s like famous name is the pot cookies. Make me a batch, Esmeralda. I’ll take some. Eat the cookies, young man. Everybody’s my friend now, except for Sergeant Whitaker. So this is the young lady who brought the brown pot cookies. I mean, that would be terrible if anybody got in trouble. I think this lady’s a little bit concerned, yeah, because three people…
OD’d on her cookies, yes. Well, you can’t really OD on pot cookies, can you? I don’t know. I haven’t had one since I was 10, so I really don’t know. Back in my heavy drug days when I was 10, I was trying to get off the horse, and so I started eating pot cookies. Yeah. Yeah. I was hanging out with Keith Richards. Yes, I was allowed to hang out with some weird individuals I should not have hung out with. I was fed pot cookies. Oh, were you? There you go. Maybe this will shut him up. He keeps talking. Barbara, did you want to chime in with… Any story that you might have about dental visits or pot cookies? You’re more than welcome to unmute. Neither one connected. That’s fine. You can have a random story as well. Any story you’d like to tell? Well, I love my hygienist. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Does she walk out and poop in the middle of your procedure?
No. Maybe before and after, but not during. How about the pot cookies? Maybe my hygienist brought pot cookies. I would be a little bit better. Or you could just put a micro dot on my eye while I’m sitting there. It was pot cookies. I remember my husband had that. We split one. I didn’t realize how potent they were. This is like 10 years ago, 12 years ago. And we were watching an SNL skit and it was like Dora the Explorer. Only it wasn’t. I don’t know if you remember that. They did that little off cartoon. And it became so difficult to understand what was going on. It hurt to follow along. And I actually went to bed because I just didn’t understand what was happening. SNL is way over my head. I’ve got to go to bed. I did not understand what’s going on in this skit. It hurts. Pete Davidson’s a genius. I can’t keep up with him. That’s too much. Is this really Leanne? No. Barbara. Friend of Leanne’s, though. No, I thought it would be funny if it was Leanne, though.
Oh, yeah. No, she’s probably got the same stories. She does. She probably does. What do you mean? She serves them. She’s like, you know, Mrs. Fields around here. I believe it. Well, thanks for coming tonight, Barbara. I’m going to wrap up the show unless you got some more story for us. No, yeah, no, yeah, no, no. Nothing I want to publicize. Save it for the next time, right? Either or. Either or. No, it’s okay. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. This was fun. Once I finally figured out how to get the microphone so I could hear you 10 minutes after it started. Oh, that’s okay. The first part was boring. You just cut that right out. We’re going to edit that right out. Yeah, then I chimed right in at the perfect time.
Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the entertainment tonight, you guys. Thanks for joining us tonight. We’re going to close out the show. If you want to hang out, Miles will tell you where his sister’s friend’s name is. He’ll get you hooked up with some brownies. Oh, yeah. He’s got a mail order. I hope your sister’s is going to be all right. That’s intense. Poor thing. I know, I’m down to three, so man, I hope she makes it. I’m down to three. I don’t know, we’ve got like 27 kids in this family. Yeah, I don’t know. Alright, well, everybody join us next time. Alright, I will. I will, you guys. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Have a good evening. Bye. She’s got to go to bed.
Bye. Bye.
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