This is another one of those song ideas that made me think, "I can't believe no one has done this." But surprise, no one had. Until now. Which makes sense, if you think about it. I mean, if I hadn't done it now, why would I be typing this?

Anyway...

Music: Joe Raposo

Words, guitar, piano, bass, drums, banjo, accordion, vocals, arrangement, production; SG

Tuba: Timothy J. Weber

Backing vocal: Angel "Chuck" Gonzalez