In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur.

What we learned about Stegosaurus:

o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.)

o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool.

o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads.

o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals.

o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term.

What we learned about "Desperado":

o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles.

o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit.

o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them.

o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7).

Cold-blooded reptilians:

o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else

Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI.)

Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.

TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!

You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!).

(C)2026 Box Office Poison Records

Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH

Donkey Hotay Music (BMI)

Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC

Art by Rochelle Carr Studios

The Kennedy Curse set to music.

If you ever had a bad roommate situation...

A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.

We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!"

Via Bella is:

Erin Bellavia: vocals

Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals

Mike Brunacini: piano

Mike Mallory: bass

The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past.

Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice.

Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.)

So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals

Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.

This is a dumb song based on a dumb idea that's been rattling around in my head for many decades, probably since I first saw "Young Frankenstein. "

And it's the closing track on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com !

Words, guitar, bass, drums, vibes, piano, vocal, arrangement, production: SG

Music: Irving Berlin