I wrote Putin on a Bear after noticing how easily power turns into performance.

Big egos, bigger symbols, and a world that sometimes feels more like political cosplay than leadership.

The song stays light on purpose. I figured if things are already absurd, there's no need to shout.

A raised eyebrow does the job.

If it makes you laugh, hum along, or briefly wonder how we got here, that's enough for me.

This is a small reminder that when authority starts demanding awe,

laughter can still be an option.

Blombird

"Bucket List" is what happens when a man misunderstands a STD diagnosis, comes to terms with his mortality, and decides to write an unlistenable song about it.

A tribute to all the Flat Earthers, 1st Amendment Auditors, Sovereign Citizens and other "colorful characters" who live and breathe on social media!

Being a step parent requires sacrifice and responsibility... the former of which is never really talked about (at least on sites that don't require age verification).

Parody to "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter.

Written and Performed: Dino-Mike

Wife Voice: Lindsay Smith

Step Daughter Voice and Model: Kendra Shepherd

Produced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet

I love the riff in "Hazy Shade Of Winter" almost as much as I hate what is happening to our country. So I put em together. Happy MLK Day, everyone!

Music: Paul Simon

Guitars, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

Lyrics: SG, Timothy J Weber, Niamh Bagnell, Eileen Favorite

Backing vocals: Timothy J Weber

Helpful help: Susan "Sulu" Dubow

As you get older time goes by quicker,TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

The narrator of this song can't help telling dad jokes. But she's not a dad.

Parody of Golden by Huntrix

This song is a love letter to Jim Hopper: small-town police chief, full-time dad, part-time monster decapitator, and walking OSHA violation in a Hawaiian shirt. It's got synths, keytar, mustache energy, and the unshakable belief that abs are optional if you punch Russians and glare at Demogorgons hard enough. Turn it up, eat your vitamins, and here's a public service announcement for you - don't mess with Jim.

I don't know about you, but the power of Taco Bell hits me sometimes after I enjoy items from their bountious (but still recovering from the deep item slashing of 2020) menu. That made me think, who needs a laxative when Taco Bell's a much tastier solution! So had to write a song about it. And since I wanted to try a lot of different styles for the debut album, I thought a foray into mariachi was perfect for this one (no latin/mariachi catagory in the drop down so picked pop!) I know there are several other funny songs about the Bell, but don't miss this hot fresh one! Video for this song.

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You know the drill: It's time to sober up, hit the gym, pick up an actual book, and become your best self.

At least until next weekend.

Resolution 9:

M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, production, what have you

"My Favorite Things" is by Rodgers and Hammerstein. To our fan: Yes, this is an updated version of a song from Elves Gone Wild!