The FuMP

What if Rod Stewart wrote a Sesame Street song, you may be pondering?

Well! Wonder no more!

This song was 4 years in the making... mostly because it took me that long to be able to say all the tongue twisters in it.

I certainly did learn, uh, something from it... I guess.

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Copyright 2026, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com

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Not A Quinn-Martin Production.

If you're not sure how to, you can use the rule of thumb. Except...what is that, exactly? Perhaps the answer to this burning question lies in this song.

In nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one...

This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.!

PRODUCTION CREDITS:

lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III

backing vocals - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester, Bad Beth

lead guitar - Prof. Glitch

rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training)

bass - Dr. Z

theremin - Dr. Pinkerton

drums and percussion - Drumbot

mad science cameos by Dr. Anton Griffin, Dr. Gangrene, Dr. Sarcofiguy, Bad Beth, and E.R.I.C. the skull

music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius

recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA

Prison reform left to the ghosts that inhabit the Jail.

If Johnny Cash were still alive, he'd probably punch me in the nose for ripping off his sound.

All hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY!

Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John

Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo

Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J Weber

It's a happy song about spiders

Every club has at least one weird creepy old guy prowling around. This song is a warning to all the young ladies about what is lurking in your local goth club. Additional Vocals by: Lily Starr

Parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants about some of the challenges that come with the passage of time.

WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog

Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could probably tell Kermit that. Him and Jim are besties)

It's all about technology. An overabundance of technology and our absolute obsession with it.

Written by Matthias

Performed by Skip Briggs