The sweetner used in the sugar free variety of these gummi bears will tear you up if you eat too many at one time. The reviews online of this product are a riot...and perfect topic for a song! There's a dance mix of this one too. Music video here .

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As always when Kim Jong Duh is in (what's left of) the white house, the scandals and nightmares come far too quickly and numerously for me to keep up. This song is about air traffic horribleness from earlier this year... and it seems appropriate to drag it out now, with the air traffic controllers on furlough (which might be over before this song gets to you). Oh well.

You know me... I have to parody this classic John Denver song every few years. I think this is the fourth one. Wow.

Music: John Denver

Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell

Guitar, mandolin, bass, piano, arrangement, production: SG

Oh no! Republicans have learned our secret, that millions of supposed protesters are actually hired agitators and haters who only care about getting paid by George Soros. As long as they're on to us, we might as well let them hear our 'leader' lay out our rules, in song

Where I compare MY Superpowers to those Superhero tough guys in the comic universe!

Happy Halloween!

The best way for me to celebrate is with some old friends... Really. Old. Friends.

A scary bit of fun with some singing delebs (that's dead celebs)

An original song by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump (JoesDump.com)

Copyright 2025, All rights reserved.

Not a Quinn-Martin Production

A song about how our body betrays us. Erin wants you to know that everything in this song is true (even the part about hurting herself painting) except the bleeding, which Rand added because he couldn't resist adding another rhyme. And yes, the chorus was borrowed from Parks and Recreation.

Music by Rand Bellavia

Lyrics by Erin Bellavia

Erin Bellavis: vocals

Rand Bellavia: guitar, harmony vocals

Mike Brunacini: concertina, organ

Mike Mallory: bass

drums built using Drum Loops HD

This is both a parody and a cover song! The original parody is by our beloved Filker King, Tom Smith. Go to Tom Smith's bandcamp page to listen to the orig... er, the parody.

In the process of getting ready to participate the Filker Song Swap "Cover to Cover: volume 3" various artists albums (organized by fellow Fump artist Madison Metricula Roberts), the randomizer happened to choose that I should cover a song by fellow Fump artist Tom Smith. I was given a choice of 2 songs, but of course I picked the one that is a parody of a song from my favorite musical, "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan (the original song being officially entitled "Oh Better Far to Live and Die" but probably better known as "Pirate King"). Anyway, you should really look up the Filker Song Swap albums as well! They're on Bandcamp and several other locations.

And then I asked Luke Ski for help getting a group of people together to do backing vocals, but he did such a good job on them by himself that I no longer felt an entire group was needed!

And in case you somehow didn't figure this out, the subject matter of the song is Jack Skellington, the lead character of the 1993 Tim Burton stop-motion Halloween film "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

Instrumental (real accordion and a Suzuki Andes 25F recorder keyboard!!), mixing and mastering by the wonderful Joe Jakubowski. Lyrics by Tom Smith. Lead vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Backing vocals and "gobble gobble" sound effect by Luke Ski.

At some point it's gonna happen. Will you be ready?

When I discovered that Weird Al was actually on the bill at the most eclectic festival lineup I'd ever seen ("I can see Agnostic Front and Weird Al on the same day?!?" was my initial response) I had to drop "Start a Pac-Man-related cult" from my bucket list to make room for "participate in a Weird Al pit."* This has been one of many situational exceptions I've had to make to my well-documented "Too Old For The Pit" rule. I made perhaps too many exceptions during the weekend of Riot Fest, as my ribs remain bruised (presumably from Sunday's Screeching Weasel prancings,) but I appear to have survived.

Highlights that I was unable to fit into the song:

1. A dude dressed as a banana in said pit

2. A dude dressed as Jesus in said pit (I told him "Hey! I read your book!")

3. Moshing to "Ricky." Seriously. "Ricky."

4. Watching Steve Jay and Jim West occasionally take photos of said pit

5. Watching a dude on the edge of said pit explain to his teenaged daughter the cardinal rule of "someone goes down, you help them up." Felt that in my soul.

Special thanks to Al, whose birthday is next week. And also to my wife, for encouraging me to go to this thing. And to MC Lars for absolving me of the inadvertent theft of his "damn, son" bit. And to Dr. Demento for the years upon years of support...it just hit me that this is the first song I've ever released that has NO chance whatsoever of being played on the Dr. Demento show. But damned if he didn't end the show strong as hell, and on his own terms. (Barry, if you're reading this, all the best in your retirement.)

* Apologies to anyone who has already converted their worldly posessions to tokens in anticipation of said cult. No refunds.

Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist

Vocals / Programming / Arrangement / Keytar by Tim "Shoebox" Crist

Gang vocals by Luke Ski, Lindsay Smith, Tony Goldmark, Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Chris Mezzolesta, and Insane Ian (who was there!)

Mixed and Mastered by Steve Goodie

Dr. Demento has been more than just my knight in shining armor...he was part of my origin story!

Bad Beth and Beyond: lead and backing vocals, bouzouki, bass guitar

Josh Paxton: piano

Stephen Randall: drums

Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III: judge and plywood

Kirk St. James, Stephen Randall, and Jeannine Flores: jury

Recorded and mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at the COG Secret Lab, Harahan, LA