The FuMP

You know how when someone says you look good for your age, you think, hmm, is that really a compliment? Because if they thought you looked good, they'd say you look good, and not qualify it with "for your age."

Anyway, happy 250th birthday, America! You look good for your age!

Here's our birthday tribute. It's a parody of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible." Of course.

Boston Tea Partiers:

M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all everything else

P.S. Check out the video!

P.P.S. No AI was used in the writing of the lyrics or performance of the music. For the video, AI generated the images Spaff requested, but Spaff did everything else. Hooray for (not-yet-fully obsolete) humans.

A song for fun, childfree uncles and lady uncles alike.

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Are you tired of those bloody beachy bastard birds binging on all of your belongings? Then this song is for you! It's a parody of the Tears for Fears song: "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" and it's all about everybody's least favorite sea-going citizen: The seagull. Sit back and let the sounds of the sea and the seagulls carry you away (Just like how these gulls carried away your last bologna sandwhich!)

Lyrics by Matthias

Stinging and Deranged represents the angry existence of a lonely Bee in a futuristic chaotic world. Inspired by the Iconic Musical "Singing in the Rain." (Sung and danced by Gene Kelley)

Recorded at Moonlight Studios, Los Angeles

New lyrics and vocals: Sulu Dubow as "The Bee "

Original music: Herb Nacio Brown, Original lyrics: Arthur Freed

Musical Production and special effects: Jeff Lewis of Moonlight Studios

Miserable Stung Male: Jeff Lewis

Asst production: Sulu Dubow

Trumpet: Jeff Lewis

Technical support: Jordan Kesselhaut, Michael Lestatkatt Selcovitz

Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (VCS)

(First performance on guitar.)

Many thanks to "The Improvisational Buzz Bee FUMP Dancers "

Performed by "The FUMPS " and myself on guitar in front of a live audience at The Pre Dr. Demento Retirement Party House Concert on April 18, 2026.

The Improvisational Buzz Bee FUMP Dancers are:

Insane Ian Bonds, Luke Sienkoski aka The Great Lukeski, Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist aka Shoebox, Chris Mezzolesta (seen on a separate video)

In Memory of David Vasquez, May 2026 Moonlight Studios

It feels like most Life Coaches needs a Life Coach!

Baby Yoda is a comedy rock anthem that turns Star Wars lore into an over-the-top love song. A hardened Mandalorian bounty hunter melts for a tiny green chaos goblin, mixing crunchy guitars, big hooks, and hyper-specific humor.

It's almost time to head back to Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival! And naturally that makes me think of the 24/7 racket made by the resident seagulls. And naturally that makes me think of Tom Lehrer.

And it's featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com !

Music: Tom Lehrer

Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell

Piano, vocal, arrangement, production: SG

Please note: No seagulls were harmed in the making of this dumb song

In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur.

What we learned about Stegosaurus:

o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.)

o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool.

o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads.

o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals.

o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term.

What we learned about "Desperado":

o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles.

o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit.

o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them.

o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7).

Cold-blooded reptilians:

o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else

Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI (albeit with five tons of coaching from Spaff).)

Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.

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