It's almost time to head back to Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival! And naturally that makes me think of the 24/7 racket made by the resident seagulls. And naturally that makes me think of Tom Lehrer.

And it's featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com !

Music: Tom Lehrer

Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell

Piano, vocal, arrangement, production: SG

Please note: No seagulls were harmed in the making of this dumb song