Get your apron on and loosen your belt buckle, because this week is "Cookies"! We delightfully pay homage to the world's most famous dessert (no research was done to back up this claim, but are you really surprised?) in an episode as packed with silliness as a cookie is with sugar. John reveals his unconventional baking methods, a benevolent billionaire takes advantage of some girl scouts, and we set a new world record for the most items available from a bake sale. Pour yourself a glass of milk and have a listen!