I am very <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/b10z32H9uH5fEB2fMSAdHmhIAUgSIhmb4lqxi5r7jBE/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS5pc3RvY2twaG90/by5jb20vaWQvMTQx/NDg0NTc2OC9waG90/by9idXR0ZXJmbHku/anBnP3M9NjEyeDYx/MiZ3PTAmaz0yMCZj/PVR5NWo2cUJ3VUxu/SHQwMlJWUlZnaXN6/Mk1DRmJkVnpmbVlZ/RWZqOS0xVkk9" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">pretty</a> and I live in mountains.

I am very pretty and I live in mountains.

I am very <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/b10z32H9uH5fEB2fMSAdHmhIAUgSIhmb4lqxi5r7jBE/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS5pc3RvY2twaG90/by5jb20vaWQvMTQx/NDg0NTc2OC9waG90/by9idXR0ZXJmbHku/anBnP3M9NjEyeDYx/MiZ3PTAmaz0yMCZj/PVR5NWo2cUJ3VUxu/SHQwMlJWUlZnaXN6/Mk1DRmJkVnpmbVlZ/RWZqOS0xVkk9" rel="noopener noreferrer">pretty</a> and I live in mountains.

The Apollo butterfly

I am a pest to gardens! <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/EM62JKSghBmLJ9c-qzlaBjWagOxIF-UiqfitWXE7fQY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9idWdn/dWlkZS5uZXQvaW1h/Z2VzL3Jhdy9OTE0v/WkNML05MTVpDTDda/T0xLWkVMSVJPWlFS/WVpKTFZMOFJETDda/VUxYUkpaN1JEWjBS/RUxJUjlMSkwxTE1a/V0xTUlJIMFJOTE1S/TkxSWjJMWUwuanBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">Mwhahahahahha!!!!</a>

I am a pest to gardens! Mwhahahahahha!!!!

I am a pest to gardens! <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/EM62JKSghBmLJ9c-qzlaBjWagOxIF-UiqfitWXE7fQY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9idWdn/dWlkZS5uZXQvaW1h/Z2VzL3Jhdy9OTE0v/WkNML05MTVpDTDda/T0xLWkVMSVJPWlFS/WVpKTFZMOFJETDda/VUxYUkpaN1JEWjBS/RUxJUjlMSkwxTE1a/V0xTUlJIMFJOTE1S/TkxSWjJMWUwuanBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mwhahahahahha!!!!</a>

May Beetle

I am <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/DbQZ3CbrDbtMGXAkg5xic-vsEM5ZkbLyiCDUqQJXNKY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/d2hhdHN0aGF0YnVn/LmNvbS93cC1jb250/ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMv/LzIwMTAvMDUvbG9u/Z19qYXdlZF9vcmJ3/ZWF2ZXJfamVhbm5p/ZV8zLTMwMHgyNTQu/anBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">very</a> <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/qoCACpv4kY2MY-OwxK_hK4uGq3BBT1Xu8vkBzbF8dwc/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/Y2lycnVzaW1hZ2Uu/Y29tL3dwLWNvbnRl/bnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8y/MDIzLzAyL1RldHJh/Z25hdGhhLXN0cmFt/aW5lYS0zLTIwMjMu/anBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">ugly.</a>

I am <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/DbQZ3CbrDbtMGXAkg5xic-vsEM5ZkbLyiCDUqQJXNKY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/d2hhdHN0aGF0YnVn/LmNvbS93cC1jb250/ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMv/LzIwMTAvMDUvbG9u/Z19qYXdlZF9vcmJ3/ZWF2ZXJfamVhbm5p/ZV8zLTMwMHgyNTQu/anBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">very</a> <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/qoCACpv4kY2MY-OwxK_hK4uGq3BBT1Xu8vkBzbF8dwc/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/Y2lycnVzaW1hZ2Uu/Y29tL3dwLWNvbnRl/bnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8y/MDIzLzAyL1RldHJh/Z25hdGhhLXN0cmFt/aW5lYS0zLTIwMjMu/anBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">ugly.</a>

Elongated Long-Jawed Orbweaver

If I am human sized, I would <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/se9dRyricge8RYEQ9GPbWC81Kp9awAvd9UX9dk8Q_8I/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/d2hhdHN0aGF0YnVn/LmNvbS93cC1jb250/ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMv/MjAxMy8wNy9hbWJ1/c2hfYnVnX2V3LTMw/MHgyMDYuanBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">assassinate</a> you.

If I am human sized, I would assassinate you.

If I am human sized, I would <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/se9dRyricge8RYEQ9GPbWC81Kp9awAvd9UX9dk8Q_8I/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/d2hhdHN0aGF0YnVn/LmNvbS93cC1jb250/ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMv/MjAxMy8wNy9hbWJ1/c2hfYnVnX2V3LTMw/MHgyMDYuanBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">assassinate</a> you.

Jagged Ambush Bug

I eat a bunch of<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/IseXNVfMmenbsdWmZenSPZZzHh5p3HV23pQuPGcsSbY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/ZXBpY2dhcmRlbmlu/Zy5jb20vd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTcvMDkvR3Jl/ZW4tYXBoaWQuanBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer"> sap!</a>

I eat a bunch of<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/IseXNVfMmenbsdWmZenSPZZzHh5p3HV23pQuPGcsSbY/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/ZXBpY2dhcmRlbmlu/Zy5jb20vd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTcvMDkvR3Jl/ZW4tYXBoaWQuanBn" rel="noopener noreferrer"> sap!</a>

Green Apple Aphid

I am cool <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/ccf9AxLUOiyY5OLp7Rptqzu-wJieVYtd8cRUnRXnQWs/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93aWF0/cmkubmV0L2ludmVu/dG9yeS9vZG9uYXRh/L3NwZWNpZXNhY2Nv/dW50cy9CaWdJbWFn/ZXMvU2tpbW1lcnMv/RWFzdGVybkFtYmVy/d2luZzEuanBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">dragonfly.</a>

I am cool <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/ccf9AxLUOiyY5OLp7Rptqzu-wJieVYtd8cRUnRXnQWs/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93aWF0/cmkubmV0L2ludmVu/dG9yeS9vZG9uYXRh/L3NwZWNpZXNhY2Nv/dW50cy9CaWdJbWFn/ZXMvU2tpbW1lcnMv/RWFzdGVybkFtYmVy/d2luZzEuanBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">dragonfly.</a>

Eastern Amberwing

I am<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/EMk_xCQu21DSLMNvhBj_rSSF4_-lMhaf_ewcEVSEBLA/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9idWdn/dWlkZS5uZXQvaW1h/Z2VzL2NhY2hlL0Qw/Mi9RMTAvRDAyUTEw/UFFKMFFLQUs0SzFL/TEs5S1JLRDBFUUMw/MlFIUzZRUlMxUVJT/MlFCMFNLUEs4UU8w/RVFBMEVRRUtQUVYw/V1ExMDRRNks0UUYw/OVFCS1dRQktNSy5q/cGc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer"> pretty!</a>

I am<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/EMk_xCQu21DSLMNvhBj_rSSF4_-lMhaf_ewcEVSEBLA/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9idWdn/dWlkZS5uZXQvaW1h/Z2VzL2NhY2hlL0Qw/Mi9RMTAvRDAyUTEw/UFFKMFFLQUs0SzFL/TEs5S1JLRDBFUUMw/MlFIUzZRUlMxUVJT/MlFCMFNLUEs4UU8w/RVFBMEVRRUtQUVYw/V1ExMDRRNks0UUYw/OVFCS1dRQktNSy5q/cGc" rel="noopener noreferrer"> pretty!</a>

Green Scarab Beetle

I am the <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/bnGThuxZeszCOg7ksRSyM8MtWgitHgee3_i-_qhZtxc/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9saXZl/LnN0YXRpY2ZsaWNr/ci5jb20vNjU1MzUv/NTMxNDA3Mjk4MDlf/NzYyYTViM2EyM19u/LmpwZw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">weirdest</a> shaped bug on the planet.

I am the weirdest shaped bug on the planet.

I am the <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/bnGThuxZeszCOg7ksRSyM8MtWgitHgee3_i-_qhZtxc/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9saXZl/LnN0YXRpY2ZsaWNr/ci5jb20vNjU1MzUv/NTMxNDA3Mjk4MDlf/NzYyYTViM2EyM19u/LmpwZw" rel="noopener noreferrer">weirdest</a> shaped bug on the planet.

MEMBRACID

I am a<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/RDvYkvriKk1rL77NZPpnCPTF1lwLA989oyOsuD55tsE/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hc3Nl/dHMuaWZsc2NpZW5j/ZS5jb20vYXNzZXRz/L2FydGljbGVOby82/OTg0NS9pSW1nLzY5/MzQwL2xhcmdlc3Ql/MjBjZW50aXBlZGUu/cG5n" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer"> big</a> <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/C_Rr3iU8V2hhHDSfCmEvSYcGNBe7MaSCxRjvig_zZjQ/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9mYWN0/YW5pbWFsLmNvbS93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAyMi8x/MC9naWFudC1jZW50/aXBlZGUuanBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">bug!</a>

I am a<a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/RDvYkvriKk1rL77NZPpnCPTF1lwLA989oyOsuD55tsE/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hc3Nl/dHMuaWZsc2NpZW5j/ZS5jb20vYXNzZXRz/L2FydGljbGVOby82/OTg0NS9pSW1nLzY5/MzQwL2xhcmdlc3Ql/MjBjZW50aXBlZGUu/cG5n" rel="noopener noreferrer"> big</a> <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/C_Rr3iU8V2hhHDSfCmEvSYcGNBe7MaSCxRjvig_zZjQ/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9mYWN0/YW5pbWFsLmNvbS93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAyMi8x/MC9naWFudC1jZW50/aXBlZGUuanBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">bug!</a>

Giant Centipede.

I am not a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/WPZ4uana0eEeWTWUPnCNyuD84x1wxgImdErkHEzxPtM/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzLzBiL2M4/L2ViLzBiYzhlYmQy/N2M5YjZjNjM1M2Yy/MzNlMDU0MDVhNzFi/LmpwZw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">crab</a>! I am a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/xy7CAucf0dYLkHt0wEKtX2MAffE3HjZDxqwYcXz9M6M/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbGx0/aGF0c2ludGVyZXN0/aW5nLmNvbS93b3Jk/cHJlc3Mvd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTgvMDcvY29j/b251dC1jcmFiLTEu/anBn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">bug</a>! Completely different, crabs and bugs. Do not <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/QDw0p2OYPwE7a1aR8oMs5sdveoaL2ibVHE2bO8UxUg0/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/dHJlZWh1Z2dlci5j/b20vdGhtYi9nbVRR/SDVBSGFXd2dZazlL/eTJ5LXlEcU9sUkU9/LzE1MDB4MC9maWx0/ZXJzOm5vX3Vwc2Nh/bGUoKTptYXhfYnl0/ZXMoMTUwMDAwKTpz/dHJpcF9pY2MoKS9n/aWFudC1jb2NvbnV0/LWNyYWItYmVpbmct/aGFuZC1oZWxkLS0x/MTQ0MjgzNjc5LTRl/NjgzMzVlMDE4ZTRh/YWFhNDRjZDY5NTk2/YjZkZmU1LmpwZw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">mistake</a> me for a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/nhnTp38fjKMPcIUEJzL0EcXrCrb78Xh_of6qoFJKnKM/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbGx0/aGF0c2ludGVyZXN0/aW5nLmNvbS93b3Jk/cHJlc3Mvd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTgvMDYvY29j/b251dC1jcmFicy1j/bGltYmluZy10cmVl/cy5qcGc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">Crab please. </a>

I am not a crab! I am a bug! Completely different, crabs and bugs. Do not mistake me for a Crab please.

I am not a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/WPZ4uana0eEeWTWUPnCNyuD84x1wxgImdErkHEzxPtM/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzLzBiL2M4/L2ViLzBiYzhlYmQy/N2M5YjZjNjM1M2Yy/MzNlMDU0MDVhNzFi/LmpwZw" rel="noopener noreferrer">crab</a>! I am a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/xy7CAucf0dYLkHt0wEKtX2MAffE3HjZDxqwYcXz9M6M/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbGx0/aGF0c2ludGVyZXN0/aW5nLmNvbS93b3Jk/cHJlc3Mvd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTgvMDcvY29j/b251dC1jcmFiLTEu/anBn" rel="noopener noreferrer">bug</a>! Completely different, crabs and bugs. Do not <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/QDw0p2OYPwE7a1aR8oMs5sdveoaL2ibVHE2bO8UxUg0/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/dHJlZWh1Z2dlci5j/b20vdGhtYi9nbVRR/SDVBSGFXd2dZazlL/eTJ5LXlEcU9sUkU9/LzE1MDB4MC9maWx0/ZXJzOm5vX3Vwc2Nh/bGUoKTptYXhfYnl0/ZXMoMTUwMDAwKTpz/dHJpcF9pY2MoKS9n/aWFudC1jb2NvbnV0/LWNyYWItYmVpbmct/aGFuZC1oZWxkLS0x/MTQ0MjgzNjc5LTRl/NjgzMzVlMDE4ZTRh/YWFhNDRjZDY5NTk2/YjZkZmU1LmpwZw" rel="noopener noreferrer">mistake</a> me for a <a href="https://imgs.search.brave.com/nhnTp38fjKMPcIUEJzL0EcXrCrb78Xh_of6qoFJKnKM/rs:fit:500:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbGx0/aGF0c2ludGVyZXN0/aW5nLmNvbS93b3Jk/cHJlc3Mvd3AtY29u/dGVudC91cGxvYWRz/LzIwMTgvMDYvY29j/b251dC1jcmFicy1j/bGltYmluZy10cmVl/cy5qcGc" rel="noopener noreferrer">Crab please. </a>

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