Remember when LeVar Burton took Reading Rainbow to the TNG set?? Anyway, it's conspiracy theory time!! Kurt Cobain's MURDER is investigated by Cool, Thanks, CSI. We can't get enough of how crazy Courtney Love is and she probably needs to be looked into. Also, the Jinx! And the Zodiac Killer! And Tupac! This world is full of crazies.

Let's start this episode with Sarah nerding out over LOTR because, welp, she can't help herself, even when it's not appropriate for the conversation and no one else seems interested, it's ok. Seriously she wasted like the first 15 minutes of this episode recapping a fantasy story for children. She also got an Apple watch and feels weird about it, British food is the worst in the world, and Sarah also meets David Copperfield.

God, we are old. We are like elderly people. Who leaves the house after 5pm??? We are so old we spent an hour talking about Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology, Sarah breaks down the creepiest tenets of the faith, and how John Travolta used to have a best friend named Spanky. We also talk about the weird hypocrisy of intolerance in the Christian church and did I mention Travolta's best friend's name? It was Spanky.

The Oscars happened in Los Angeles! Is art dying?

Sarah might be dating the guy they based Two and a Half Men on, so you know.

It's possible this is the most boring episode yet. We talk about kids tv shows, Sarah is awkward but she IS NOT a pedophile. Fargo is amazing, Patton Oswalt is amazing, new super heroes and their emotions. Game of Thrones, Hobbit discussion, what makes a classic? Finally, a discussion on being young and stupid then coming to your senses and your stupid "dream jobs".

The vacation episode! But first, Sarah’s Super Mario depression and cool Wii games. Spending two weeks in Italy on a Da Vinci Code tour, desert island adventures and prank birthday cakes, the best restaurant Sarah & Tyler ever went to that maybe isn't the best, really. Foreign Film anxiety, Tyler's review of The Great Beauty, Grand Budapest Hotel thoughts, and Dan Brown replaces Stephen Merchant as Sarah's ridiculous and useless crush.

Ay ya wee lass, it's St. Paddy's Day! That isn't nearly as important as Sarah's dinner party RAGE, the time we all got roofied at a wine tasting event, Sarah creates a persona for a Papa Johns franchise employee, why she can't get the gap in her teeth fixed, Tyler's deep abiding love for the McConaissance and True Detective, an explanation about Comicon and why Sarah spent 8 hours hanging out with Lando Calrisian and Darryl Dixon. Bad guys are people, too, Dexter as a lumberjack, the survival tactics of Mad Men.

Ugh, sound issues. Network issues. There's weird blank spots. It's not you, it's us. We had to record this one 4 times.

WTF this weather in Chicago, the best worst movies ever, what exactly is James Bond? Vertigo, The Apartment, Star Wars, Sarah has real friends who are people.

Also: Weird hippies from Stephen Fry Does America, "My favorite made for TV movie of all time..." At 35min, a big long rant on real feminism in movies and why Sarah HATED Gravity.

Valentines day reflections, we talk about P.F. Changs A LOT.

Recorded in Chicago and Charlottesville, VA. Bogel Zinfandel! 

Sarah once ate a dog burger, what "preservative" and "butter you up" means in Italian, a long discussion about Khols again, Sarah goes to China, stories about TGIFridays in foreign countries, the movie Her is weird, Tyler's taking a writing course.

Here's a link to the infamous Great Wall Rollercoaster