Tech gremlins have almost won the day! Let's hope they don't continue through today's broadcast.

"Mask" takes on two meanings today! I'll explain. Also, do you unpack when you travel? How about when you get home?

Wanna hear about our new plan to fight weeds on our hillside...with goats? Also, the Oscars and my near-existential crisis involving Facebook.

Old lady names make me smile! How about you? On a completely unrelated note, did you hear what Cher's been up to? And if you suddenly smell cucumbers, do you know what that could mean? (I just learned today.)

One of the highlights of my week is talking live with my BFF Kerrie! Topics this week: colorful Macs, deleting dead people from my contacts, throwing dildos in a dumpster (it's funnier than it sounds) and that time Joanna Gaines said my name.

We're back from our long weekend in the RV down in the gorgeous Hill Country of Texas. If my face looks a little darker than normal, don't adjust your set. I managed to get sunburned on a cold, cloudy day.

I've taken "Don't Want To Leave The House For Sh!t" to an ironic new level: getting my brakes replaced in the driveway so I don't have to drive. Also, my newly-developed snoring habit has taken an unexpected twist.

After attending virtual charity events in sweats, will we ever want to get dressed up again? I'm on the fence.

Contrary to most people's opinions, Mondays are actually my favorite, most productive workday of the week...until I lose steam. LOL!

 

Also, insider scoop on our upcoming Vegas vacation and how we got it for dirt cheap. And what would you do if you were driving an a snake appeared at your feet. That happened to my sister's friend over the weekend!

Does anyone else feel like today should be Thursday already? Nothing bad. Just already feels like we're further along in the week!

 

LINKS:

helpusadopt.org Virtual Gala with Sutton Foster: https://www.helpusadopt.org/

Why Millenials Love Baths : https://bit.ly/3t0mPpM