On this episode: Jan is here, accidentally eating mold, we become crypto bros, giving educated people a few dollar bills, snorting cinnamon, EFTs, the Clout Cone, Protect your Virginity 101, and fiery roasts

On this episode: Chris is here, cheap whoppers, nobody wants a prequel, banana asmr, floating islands, we are going to get hit by an asteroid tomorrow, buying cool points for your kids, Spotify collects our data, trampling people on cyber Monday, sex for parents, biscuits, more banana asmr, trap remix everything, and fiery roasts

On this episode: Yue is here, Amazon blocks Visa, water teaches us a lesson (go to our poll on Twitter @therealcopilots), Our last words, Apple listens to people, Pulling off a heist without your kids, how to repair your outdoor faucet, Single people are ugly, couples align their organs, lilac™, insect girlfriends, reusable boyfriends, and Yue's love life

On this episode: Youssef is here, Apple's table cloth, headlines at unreal speeds, new orgasmic meditation segment, rare lobsters, one secret that sleep experts don't want you to know, how to make curious kids, alcoholic toothpaste, moaning mouth organ, disposable iPads, and fiery roasts.

On this episode: Blake is here, Space Battles, Netflix Games, Blake makes a big bet on memecoins, the flying thing from Star Wars, Mario movie sequel speculation, Lukas designs a corn maze, free lobotomy service, wet-erase boards, wireless wires, fiery roasts, and the universe guides Blake's love life

On this Episode: Prateek is here, Facebook Cinematic Universe, how well reusable straws suck, tall grass leads to shootout, avoiding drug tests, Patagonia is great, why dogs really chew on bones, EARN THAT MUGS!!!, making babies, super single t-shirt, fiery roasts, and career advice from the universe

On this episode: Gautham is here, Devansh was an annoying child but still is, hot singles in your area, onions with diseases, speak to Devansh's ghost for a small fee, three men are pregnancy experts, gamer masks, black licorice has a dirty past, sex tips for virgins who haven't had sex, fiery roasts, and a look into the future

On this episode: Rachel is here, tarot card readings, women flirt in 30 ways, Halloween meat, SpongeBob eats his house, electric benches, underwater plant sex, 14 volt outlets, bear hugs, riding gators, and fiery roasts

On this episode: Trump hits the nic stick, Facebook is down and we can't communicate, alien shrimp, the secret iPhone button, U.S. Submarines crash tested, Thor's a hottie, give birth to your own aliens, and world domination

On this episode: new studio, gaslighting, spiritual books, petty fights, oatmeal doesn't have enough nutrients, and fiery roasts