James and Lawrence dive dong-first into the thorny bush of long distance relationships, with real-time input from Intern Chuck fresh off his boo'd up holiday staycation. Then, WSJ men's style writer and friend of the pod Jacob Gallagher joins FU to discuss octogenarian internet trolls, swaggy trends for the Fail Gang, and cryptojawnz. Plus, "Captain's Log/Letters to Home" initiates Ghost Protocol as the FU squad fails their way up in the Barstool universe yet again.

Copping Brain with Jacob Gallagher

Two grown dirtbags just trynna navigate and survive the millennial male zeitgeist.

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Let's try this again. In a shocking turn of events, the boys are BACK this week with our SEASON 11 premiere. The boys are joined by long-time homie, 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli. Antonio hits the stu to talk about cutting his teeth amongst the greats at Ralph Lauren, his untouchable design pedigree, and then venturing out and doing things his own way at 18 East. Then, in what may very well be our last Captain's Log/Letters to Home ever, the core 4 all give their own constructive criticism after FU's disastrous 3 year run. See you next week?

Born to Run with 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli

In a shocking turn of events, the boys are BACK this week with our SEASON 11 premiere. The boys are joined by long-time homie, 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli. Antonio hits the stu to talk about cutting his teeth amongst the greats at Ralph Lauren, his untouchable design pedigree, and then venturing out and doing things his own way at 18 East. Then, in what may very well be our last Captain's Log/Letters to Home ever, the core 4 all give their own constructive criticism after FU's disastrous 3 year run. See you next week?

In part 2 of our season 10 finale, the boys and PFT continue their award winning conversation, covering everything from why he copped a month's worth of vintage band tees, where he sees Pardon My Take in 10 years and getting to the bottom of his spiciest take of all time.

All Fits Matter Pt. II with Pardon My Take’s PFT Commenter

Lady and gents, we got him! This week, Jimmy and Larry are joined by PMT's very own PFT Commenter. In part 1 of our spicy interview with PFT, the boys discuss the moment PFT found out he's poor, why he doesn't fuck with Heelys, and how he uses his fame for good.

All Fits Matter Pt. I with Pardon My Take’s PFT Commenter

The boys are back this week delivering Pt. II of our all-time blassic interview with GQ's Mark Anthony Green. Smash that mf play button to hear about the worst fit MAG has worn to a Target, who his Mt. Rushmore of directors is, and how he feels about the new golden era GQ. 

Copping Brain with Jacob Gallagher

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