Gather 'round Cubbie fans! Spring baseball is underway. Chet Coppock and his friends at American Taxi are here to tell you about your 2013 Chicago Cubs starting rotation!!!!! Here is all you need to know... Jeff Samardzija is your number one starter. Enough said.

Coppock on Sports and American Taxi are a slam dunk combination. However, Magic Johnson's $1 million offer to lure LeBron James to participate in next year's Slam Dunk Contest is a terrible idea. Putting a bounty on the event makes it an even bigger debacle which a smart guy like LeBron should avoid like the plague.

If you need a ride into or out of Chicago, look no further than American Taxi! If you want an opinion on amateur wrestling, look no further than Coppock on Sports. To summarize, what the hell is the International Olympic Committee thinking eliminating wrestling?!? Isn't that the original Olympic event!?! Good grief, IOC.

Chicago football fans, tentatively rejoice. It looks like Bears GM Phil Emery has finally come to his senses with Devin Hester, hinting that the Hester-as-wide receiver experiment has been put to bed. Give Hester credit for his amazing return skills, but he was never going to turn into Jerry Rice.

Chet Coppock and American Taxi back for more! Coppock has been watching the NFL Scouting Combine coverage and is a little tired of the term "character issues". Seriously? Do you think an NFL team is going to care how many arrests you have if you're a defensive back that can lock down Brandon Marshall?

Blackhawks golden boy Patrick Kane is absolutely on fire. He might walk away as this year's MVP. But Chet Coppock raises an interesting question... if you had to pick just one Hawk from this year's roster to spearhead a run to the Stanley Cup in a shortened season, who would you pick?

According to a new Forbes survey, Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler is the fourth most disliked athlete in America. Right alongside Tiger, Lance and Manti! But hey, Chet Coppock could care less about this information. All Coppock would like to see if Jay Cutler live up to his potential on the field.

Don't forget that Coppock on Sports is brought to you by American Taxi -- Chicago's premier transportation company! In this episode, Coppock suggests that Bears management might be best served to part ways with Devin Hester AND Brian Urlacher (gasp) before the start of the 2013-14 season.

Hey Peyton Manning! Take a deep breath. Chet Coppock declares you are safe from the "magnetic" personality of Ravens QB and Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco. You each may have a Championship ring, but only one of you is getting the call if Madison Avenue is serious about selling something.

Watch out for the stampede! The White Sox just put 2013 Game Day tickets on sale. Chet Coppock laments the lack of anything to be excited about for this year's Sox club, including transportation problems that may suppress attendance. On the bright side, American Taxi can take care of that last problem for you.