ESPN legal expert Lester Munson gives Chet Coppock his thoughts on the latest performance enhancing drug saga to hit the sporting world, Howard Stern's brilliant Tiger Woods Mistress beauty contest and why on earth Michael Jordan insists on playing team owner for an NBA franchise.

ESPN legal analyst Lester Munson tells Chet Coppock how dangerously close the NFL is to having no football season in 2011. After all, why do you think all new assistant coach contracts carry clauses about the possibility of a player lockout? Plus, how long will Jayson Williams spend time in the joint? Mr. Munson gives us his strong and educated opinion.

It's time to rejoin your friendly neighborhood watch dogs Chet Coppock and his right-hand man Geoff Pinkus. In this episode, Coppock talks manicures and can't figure out why he has to pay so damn much money for his Chicago Bears season tickets. It only gets more hostile from that point on.

There is nothing off-limits as sports talk pioneer Chet Coppock and his tag-team partner WIND's Geoff Pinkus tackle the "relevant" social issues that the American public is forced to endure. For openers, who watches curling and why? Also, why would Northwestern invite "Blago" to speak -- get this -- about ethics in politics?

Chicago sports talk pioneer Chet Coppock and ESPN legal analyst Lester Munson discuss the problems Nike had with its golf division long before Tiger got caught with his pants down. Plus, they analyze the early days of the Ricketts administration at Cubs Park.

Chicago's Chet Coppock and former MLB rockstar Denny McClain join forces to pound lumps on Tiger Woods' upcoming dog and pony show -- er, press conference -- starring Arnold Palmer. Plus, don't forget Mark McGwire and the public's lack of interest in the Vancouver Games.

Chicago radio godfather Chet Coppock and his trusty sidekick WIND's Geoff Pinkus take no prisoners as they play an epic game of "Rate that Sportscaster." Then the boys follow it up with a rousing edition of "Ask the Pinker."

Chet Coppock and Geoff Pinkus call out anybody and everybody with no regard for the well-being of western civilization. Don't believe it? The opening act involves such exotic locations as a West Virginia trailer park and a beach on Michigan Lake.

Chet Coppock and his tag-team partner former MLB 31-game winner Denny McClain go after the idiots who've been bashing Peyton Manning. Are you listening Bozos in Bristol? It will become clear that both guys would just as soon go ice fishing than watch any of the crap connected with the NBA All-Star Game.

Did you know that Chet Coppock and Geoff Pinkus both have low sperm counts? The guys explain the medical procedures and the physical activity they have both engaged in to get their counts elevated. This is designed to give the thinking man a true explanation of how to handle a fertility doctor. From time to time, CC and the Pinker actually make sense.