Chet Coppock and Hollywood Del Yates are back for another episode of "We Dare You" courtesy of the fine folks at American Taxi! This week, the guys ponder how the Chicago White Sox marketing department appears to be completely asleep at the wheel with respect to Cuban sensation Jose Abreu.

Theo Epstein, are you there??? Host Chet Coppock thinks it would be a good time for the Cubs GM to check-in with his ticket-buying public. Furthermore, Coppock would love to see Theo express how he really feels about the team's ownership situation, and the comical salary restrictions he's working with.

Chet Coppock and Hollywood Del Yates are back with another episode of "We Dare Ya!" Chet and Del debate whether to hammer Cubs manager Rick Renteria for his handling of staff ace Jeff Samardzija against the White Sox. However, the guys do agree on the stunning level of boredom Renteria brings to the table.

Chet Coppock and Hollywood Del Yates debate whether the Cubs should pay Jeff Samardzija to stick around or trade him for a king's ransom sometime before July. In the end, Del makes a compelling case that Theo should trade Mr. Samardzija and then hide from the Chicago media for a couple years until it pays off.

Chet Coppock, godfather of Chicago sports radio, and co-host Del Yates gather round the mic for another edition of "We Dare You!" brought to you by the fine folks at American Taxi. Coppock and Yates discuss the sad state of the Cubs, the total over-saturation of the NFL Draft, and more!

It took a while, but Cubs starter Jeff Samardzija has convinced Chet Coppock that he has what it takes to be a front-line MLB starter with a splendid start in 2014. However, he's currently stuck on the North Side of Chicago. To this end, Chet Coppock has a message for Theo Epstein: "Let Jeff Samardzija go!!!!"

The giant groaning sound you heard last week? That was brain trust at Augusta when they found out Tiger Woods won't be playing in this year's Masters. Furthermore, Chet Coppock is now prepared to declare Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 major tournament victories safe. Tiger's days may be numbered.

To be clear, Chet Coppock is a fan of Cubs broadcaster Len Kasper. However, the man who currently occupies the TV booth at Wrigley needs to find a better way to connect with Cubbie fans on an emotional level. They need more than solid play-by-play. They need joy! And they need suffering!

Could the White Sox surprise in 2014? With a few bounce-back performances and and everybody healthy, Chet Coppock says maybe. But who the heck at the Cell is going to be paying attention to what's happening on the field when they are stuffing their face with a three-pound banana split for the bargain price of $17?!?!?

Settle down, Bears fans. Jared Allen is not the second coming of Dan Hampton. He's a good football player who will show up to play on Sundays -- which is something Julius Peppers forgot how to do. That being said, Chet Coppock declares he is on board the Allen train, which should be a fun ride come next fall.