Attention Chicago hardball faithful! Time for a chat with Chester Coppock. Even though the White Sox lost 99 games in 2012, they have way more sex appeal than the Cubs. At least the South Siders are making some decent offseason moves. The North Siders? Crickets. Rhymes with Ricketts.

Attention Notre Dame nation: You badly need to win the Pinstripe Bowl later this month at Yankee Stadium. You need to win this game for a myriad of reasons -- as Chet Coppock kindly points out -- but mainly you need to win this game because you DO NOT want to lose to a 6-6 Rutgers squad!

Chet Coppock isn't sparing any praise for the latest phenom to grace Soldier Field. He's talking about Bears WR Alshon Jeffery, and if you are buying what Coppock is selling, you are seeing the emergence of the best Bears receiver since the 1950s. Hard to argue with that based on his recent performance.

Coppock on Sports is brought to you by the fine folks at American Taxi! This week, Chet has a memo for Bears head coach Marc Trestman. You can talk about Jay Cutler's recovery all you want, but the decision has already been made. You MUST keep Josh McCown in the starting lineup.

Coppock on Sports is brought to you by the wonderful people at American Taxi. After the Bears' loss to the Vikings last Sunday, Chet offers up a short list of things he'd blame before head coach Marc Trestman. For example, Robbie Gould should have made that kick!!! And did anybody tackle Adrian Peterson yet???

This may shock you, but Chet Coppock has good news about the Fighting Illini football program! Rather than canning their head coach after a season with only one conference victory, Coppock says Illinois made the right choice by sticking with Tim Beckman for now.

We get it. Bears coach Mark Trestman has to tell the pen and mic club that Jay Cutler is his man. But unlike coach Trestman, Chet Coppock can tell the truth. And the truth is this: If Chicago is serious about winning the NFC North this season, Josh McCown needs to be under center.

Please forgive Chet Coppock if he could not care less about the fact that an NFL official allegedly cursed out a player on the field. Tune in to this edition of Coppock on Sports -- brought to you by the fine folks at American Taxi -- to hear why Coppock doesn't think this incident was a big deal.

Hey Northsiders! Want to know how your Cubbies are doing this offseason? Well, you're in luck. The club has been holding a series of "town-hall" meetings to complain about everything from team finances to on-field competitiveness. It's fair to say Chet Coppock is not that impressed.

Hey Bears fans, don't take this personally, but Chet Coppock has some thoughts on the Green Bay Packers. Namely, how on earth do the Green and Gold -- a franchise that is usually on top of things like this -- not have a viable backup plan for the injury to Aaron Rodgers?