Let’s talk about the fact we’re never going to see a proper Spring again. And: Joe Biden’s cancer; Jeff is full of ideas; “What’s Happening!!”; Molly Ringwald topless; Brooke Shields; Sydney Sweeney; Scarlett Johansson; Florence Pugh; Jeff introduces Brian to Drag Syndrome; the Gangster Party Line; Klarna is in trouble; a McDonald’s in Virginia closed the dining room to anyone under 21; why is every young girl’s eyes so far apart?; Burger King onion rings; scientists need to study Long John Silver’s; Hypertelorism is running rampant; they talked to the father of the guy who bombed that IVF clinic in Palm Springs; no one talks about Terry Nichols; Brian’s manifesto; a kindergartner took Jell-o shots to school; a man was found inside a Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and a cell phone; and finally, Brian misses the casino.