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Step right up—if you dare! This week we’re heading into the cornfield to face off against killer clowns, small-town secrets, and enough slasher mayhem to make a scarecrow cry. We’re breaking down the 2025 adaptation of Clown in a Cornfield—what works, what doesn’t, and whether this carnival of chaos sticks the landing or goes full cotton candy catastrophe. Spoilers, screams, and snark ahead.