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A former circus clown escapes from a mental institution, returns to his long-abandoned mansion, and starts hunting the unsuspecting teens partying inside. If that premise doesn’t scream “indie slasher madness,” we don’t know what does.

This week, Josh, Rob, and Ian are diving into Summerween, breaking down the kills, the “gore”, the creepy clown, and whether this blood-soaked indie flick sticks the landing or ends up getting pied in the face.

Expect spoilers, hot takes, terrible jokes, and at least one completely unnecessary tangent because, let’s be honest, we have the attention span of a group of drunk camp counselors.

So grab an iced coffee, avoid creepy clowns with unfinished business, and remember—the first rule of surviving a slasher is don’t throw a party in the killer’s abandoned mansion… you dumbasses.

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With the 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash kicking off Saturday, July 11th, we’re getting the party started one day early by celebrating the creatures, beasts, mutants, aliens, and assorted nightmare fuel that made us fall in love with monster movies in the first place!

From massive monsters leveling cities to slimy little bastards hiding in the dark, we’re diving deep into our all-time favorite monster and creature feature movies. What makes a great movie monster? Practical effects or CGI? Big monsters or small creatures? Terrifying beasts or lovable freaks? We’re covering it all.

So grab your silver bullets, stay out of the water, don’t feed anything after midnight, and for the love of God… don’t investigate that weird noise outside.

The monsters are coming.

The 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash begins July 11th!

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The sun is shining, the birds are singing… and something in the woods is about to eat you. Since it’s officially summer, we figured there was no better time to celebrate eco-horror—the genre that reminds us Mother Nature is absolutely done with our nonsense. This week we’re talking killer animals, angry forests, mutant creatures, environmental nightmares, and the movies that prove the outdoors aren’t nearly as relaxing as they’re supposed to be. Whether you’re camping, hiking, or just mowing the lawn, this episode might make you think twice before touching grass.

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This week, the guys descend into the twisted world of Hellmare, one of the newest indie horror releases making waves with genre fans. We break down the film’s nightmarish atmosphere, memorable kills, standout performances, and whether it earns a spot among the year’s must-see horror movies.

Was Hellmare a hidden gem that deserves more attention, or does it get lost in its own madness? Join us as we dig into the story, unpack what worked (and what didn’t), share our favorite moments, and determine if this indie nightmare is worth adding to your watchlist.

Grab your favorite snack, lock the doors, and prepare for a trip straight into Hellmare. Spoilers ahead. 🔪🔥🎙️

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This week we descend headfirst into cinematic hell as we rank every single film in the legendary Hellraiser franchise — from the undeniable classics to the straight-to-DVD nightmares buried deep within the Leviathan archives. We’re talking Cenobites, chains, gore, chaos, and enough suffering to make Pinhead proud. Which movie reigns supreme? Which sequel deserves eternal torture? And just how many times can one franchise reinvent the puzzle box before opening a portal straight to madness?

Whether you’re a lifelong devotee of the Lament Configuration or just here for the hooks and bloodshed, this episode is packed with brutal hot takes, franchise deep dives, behind-the-scenes discussion, and plenty of horror-loving chaos. Your suffering will be legendary… even in podcast form.

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The clocks hit midnight, the world didn’t end… but horror absolutely thrived. This week we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked year 2000 and breaking down the horror movies that defined the start of a brand-new millennium. From underrated indie gems and forgotten cult classics to massive studio releases that dominated theaters, we’re covering the hits, the misses, and everything in between.

We revisit the atmosphere of Y2K horror, discuss how the genre was evolving after the ‘90s slasher boom, and debate which films still hold up over two decades later. Whether it was psychological terror, creature features, supernatural scares, or straight-up chaos, the year 2000 gave horror fans a little bit of everything — and we’re unpacking it all.

Prepare for nostalgia, hot takes, deep cuts, and plenty of horror love as we step back into one of the weirdest and most underrated years in genre history.

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We’re only a few months into 2026, and somehow we’ve already seen enough to question our life choices. In this episode, we’re doing a full check-in on everything we’ve been watching—movies, TV, and whatever else managed to steal our time (for better or very much worse).

From surprise bangers to absolute dumpster fires, we break down what’s lived up to the hype, what completely let us down, and what we’re still thinking about way more than we probably should be. Consider this your unofficial guide to what’s worth your time… and what you should avoid like a cursed videotape.

It’s the good, the bad, and the “why does this even exist?”—2026 edition.

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This week, we’re getting Twisted… and not in a fun, “quirky personality” way—more like “why are we watching this? Sort of way”

We’re diving headfirst into the latest horror flick Twisted, starring Terrifier scream queen Lauren LaVera, to see if it delivers the terror or just leaves us mentally… well, twisted. From brutal moments to nerve-shredding tension, we break down what works, what doesn’t, and whether this one earns a spot in your watchlist or gets left in the horror bargain bin.

Is Twisted the next must-watch horror hit, or does it snap under pressure? Tune in and find out—just don’t expect us to come out of this one completely sane.

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This week, we’re getting small, savage, and seriously hungry as we dive headfirst into the chaotic cult classic franchise Critters! From the original film’s rural terror to the increasingly unhinged sequels (yes… even the space one), we’re breaking down every entry in the series.

We talk about what makes the Crites such iconic little nightmares, which movies actually hold up, and where things went completely off the rails. Along the way, we highlight our favorite kills, weirdest moments, and the characters who somehow thought rolling alien furballs weren’t a big deal.

Of course, it all leads to the ultimate franchise ranking—where we separate the top-tier terror from the straight-to-DVD madness.

Grab your bounty hunter gear, lock your doors, and maybe hide your snacks… because these little monsters are always hungry.

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This week, we’re throwing down in one of the most heated debates in movie history: the at-home viewing experience vs. the movie theater experience. Is nothing better than a massive screen, booming sound, and a room full of strangers who hopefully know how to behave? Or does the comfort of your own couch, unlimited snacks, and the sacred power of the pause button reign supreme?

We break down the pros and cons of both sides—from overpriced popcorn and distracting audience members to buffering issues and “I’ll just check my phone real quick” syndrome. We also dive into what makes each experience truly great, including our must-have components for the perfect theater trip and the ultimate at-home setup.

So whether you’re a die-hard big screen purist or a proud couch goblin, this episode might just start a fight in your group chat. Grab your snacks (smuggled or not), hit play, and pick a side.