The GLHC Horror Podcast

Send us Fan Mail

What happens when you combine two of Halloween’s greatest pleasures? A sugar rush and a body count, obviously! 🍭🔪

This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, Josh, Rob, and Ian are digging through the Halloween candy bowl and matching our favorite sweet treats with the horror movies that deserve them!

From chocolate-covered classics to sour, stomach-churning nightmares, we’re serving up some seriously twisted double features. Why does Saw pair perfectly with a Kit Kat? Is The Exorcist even more disgusting with an Ooze Tube? And what the hell does Idle Hands have in common with a Butterfinger?

Some pairings are deliciously obvious. Others are so unhinged they probably belong in a padded room.

So grab your pillowcase full of candy, turn off the lights, and prepare for a Halloween sugar high with a side of cinematic slaughter!

No tricks. All treats. And a whole lot of questionable decisions. 🎃🍫

🎧 GLHC Horror Podcast — Where the candy is sweet, but the kills are sweeter!

Send us Fan Mail

She’s survived Michael Myers, battled Victor Crowley, and earned her throne as one of horror’s most beloved scream queens. But how deep does the Danielle Harris rabbit hole REALLY go?

This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, Josh, Rob, and Ian are celebrating the legendary Danielle Harris by digging through the dark, dusty, and occasionally questionable corners of her filmography!

Each host has handpicked 5 of their favorite Danielle Harris deep cuts, giving us 15 selections packed with overlooked slashers, forgotten gems, bizarre discoveries, and probably a few movies that should’ve stayed buried in the bargain bin.

We’re going beyond Haddonfield to celebrate the career of a horror icon who’s been screaming, surviving, and kicking ass for decades.

So grab your favorite obscure horror DVD, lock your doors, and join us as we prove there’s a whole lot more to Danielle Harris than Halloween night.

15 picks. 3 horror nerds. 1 legendary scream queen.

Send us Fan Mail

🌽 OUTLANDER! WE HAVE YOUR PODCAST! 🌽

This week, the GLHC is heading straight into the cornfields of Gatlin, Nebraska as Josh, Rob, and Ian tackle the COMPLETE CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRANCHISE!

That’s right. Every. Damn. Movie. From the 1984 Stephen King adaptation that started it all, through endless sequels, prequels, remakes, questionable creative decisions, murderous children, and enough corn to keep Nebraska economically stable for the next 50 years.

We watched them all so you don’t have to.

Now it’s time to rank the entire franchise from our favorites all the way down to the ones that deserve to be sacrificed to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

Which movie takes the top spot? Which sequel is secretly way better than it has any right to be? And most importantly… how the hell did this franchise get THIS MANY MOVIES?!

Grab your sickle, stay out of the corn, and whatever you do, DO NOT trust the children.

🌽 The Complete CHILDREN OF THE CORN Franchise Ranking! 🌽

🎙️ GLHC Horror Podcast
🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts.

Send us Fan Mail

Hollywood clearly needed our help.

This week, Josh, Rob, and Ian are taking over the studio and creating their own horror movies from the ground up. No actual filmmaking experience required. Confidence? Unfortunately, unlimited.

Each of us has to assemble our dream horror production by choosing a cast, director, writer, effects coordinator, and more before pitching the beautiful cinematic nightmare we’ve created.

Will somebody accidentally create the next horror masterpiece? Will three completely different movies somehow end up starring the same person? Will someone’s budget be approximately $400 million? And most importantly… which one of these movies would you actually pay to see?

Grab your popcorn, fire up the fog machine, and prepare for three movies that Hollywood is absolutely too cowardly to make.

🎙️ GLHC Horror Podcast
🎥 Three hosts. Three horror movies. Zero studio interference.

Send us Fan Mail

This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, we’re grabbing a plate, heading back for seconds, and asking one very important question: what the hell are we watching?!

We’re breaking down and reviewing the brand-new BUFFET INFINITY, a completely unhinged movie made up of commercials that somehow turns channel surfing into a full-blown cinematic experience.

We’re digging into the bizarre ads, the strange world hiding underneath them, our favorite moments, what actually worked, what left us completely confused, and whether this experimental slice of weirdness is worth adding to your watchlist.

Is Buffet Infinity a brilliantly creative nightmare? An Adult Swim fever dream? Or did we just sit through the world’s longest commercial break?

Grab your plate. There’s plenty of weird shit on the buffet.

Send us Fan Mail

This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, we’re checking into the Bates Motel—and apparently we have absolutely no intention of checking back out. 🔪🚿

Josh, Rob, and Ian are going PSYCHO as we take a deep dive into one of horror’s most legendary franchises! From Norman Bates and his complicated relationship with Mother to shower curtains, creepy motels, questionable taxidermy hobbies, we’re breaking it ALL down.

Then it’s time for the real insanity: THE PSYCHO FRANCHISE RANKING! 😈

We’re putting the films head-to-head to determine which Psycho reigns supreme, which sequels are criminally underrated, and which entries should’ve just stayed locked in Mother’s bedroom.

🚿 Mother wouldn’t approve… but we sure as hell don’t care.

Grab your room key, avoid Cabin 1, and join us for a bloody trip through the PSYCHO franchise!

Send us Fan Mail

Grab your sleeping bag, order a pizza, and keep one eye open… because this week we’re building the ultimate horror slumber party!

Josh, Rob, and Ian are each bringing five must-watch horror movies that belong at every late-night movie marathon. From nostalgic classics to underrated gems and crowd-pleasing favorites, we’re sharing the films we’d throw on when the lights go out and the snacks come out.

Will your favorite make the cut? Are we picking comfort horror, terrifying nightmares, or a little of both? Tune in as we debate our choices, swap stories about memorable movie nights, and create the ultimate slumber party watchlist.

So lock the doors, grab the popcorn, and settle in… because sleep can wait.

Send us Fan Mail

A former circus clown escapes from a mental institution, returns to his long-abandoned mansion, and starts hunting the unsuspecting teens partying inside. If that premise doesn’t scream “indie slasher madness,” we don’t know what does.

This week, Josh, Rob, and Ian are diving into Summerween, breaking down the kills, the “gore”, the creepy clown, and whether this blood-soaked indie flick sticks the landing or ends up getting pied in the face.

Expect spoilers, hot takes, terrible jokes, and at least one completely unnecessary tangent because, let’s be honest, we have the attention span of a group of drunk camp counselors.

So grab an iced coffee, avoid creepy clowns with unfinished business, and remember—the first rule of surviving a slasher is don’t throw a party in the killer’s abandoned mansion… you dumbasses.

Send us Fan Mail

With the 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash kicking off Saturday, July 11th, we’re getting the party started one day early by celebrating the creatures, beasts, mutants, aliens, and assorted nightmare fuel that made us fall in love with monster movies in the first place!

From massive monsters leveling cities to slimy little bastards hiding in the dark, we’re diving deep into our all-time favorite monster and creature feature movies. What makes a great movie monster? Practical effects or CGI? Big monsters or small creatures? Terrifying beasts or lovable freaks? We’re covering it all.

So grab your silver bullets, stay out of the water, don’t feed anything after midnight, and for the love of God… don’t investigate that weird noise outside.

The monsters are coming.

The 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash begins July 11th!

Send us Fan Mail

The sun is shining, the birds are singing… and something in the woods is about to eat you. Since it’s officially summer, we figured there was no better time to celebrate eco-horror—the genre that reminds us Mother Nature is absolutely done with our nonsense. This week we’re talking killer animals, angry forests, mutant creatures, environmental nightmares, and the movies that prove the outdoors aren’t nearly as relaxing as they’re supposed to be. Whether you’re camping, hiking, or just mowing the lawn, this episode might make you think twice before touching grass.