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Grab your pitchforks, horror fans—this episode is gonna get messy. We’re airing out our unpopular horror opinions, taking swings at some of the genre’s sacred cows and blockbuster favorites. From “beloved classics” that actually make zero sense, to fan-favorites we think are painfully overrated, to straight-up garbage that somehow got cult status…nothing is safe. Will your favorite horror movie survive unscathed, or will you be furiously typing hate comments by the end? Tune in and find out.

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Hold on to your butts… because we’re leaving horror behind (temporarily) and venturing into the dino-infested world of Jurassic Park. From Spielberg’s near-perfect original to this years, Rebirth, we’re ranking every movie in the franchise. Expect chaos (theory), hot takes, and the occasional T-rex roar of disagreement. Welcome to Jurassic… Podcast.

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Step right up—if you dare! This week we’re heading into the cornfield to face off against killer clowns, small-town secrets, and enough slasher mayhem to make a scarecrow cry. We’re breaking down the 2025 adaptation of Clown in a Cornfield—what works, what doesn’t, and whether this carnival of chaos sticks the landing or goes full cotton candy catastrophe. Spoilers, screams, and snark ahead.

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We’re cracking open the coffin on 2013 — a year where horror got weird, wild, and wonderfully bloody. From big-budget studio screams to indie darlings you might’ve missed, we’re revisiting the standouts, the stinkers, and everything in between. Were you cheering for The Conjuring, hiding from Evil Dead, or championing an underdog like You’re Next? Join us as we relive the good, the bad, and the gory from this unlucky year in horror.

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🚨DEATH’S BACK… and so is Final Destination! In this special episode, we sit down with the incredibly talented Natasha Burnett, star of Final Destination: Bloodlines. We talk all things fate, fear, and flying debris—as Natasha gives us killer insight into her character, the legacy of the franchise, and what it was like stepping into Death’s twisted playground. Final Destination fans, this one’s for you… just don’t ignore the signs. 💀🎢

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Two franchises. Two fresh bloodbaths. One podcast episode that refuses to die.

This week, we dive deep (like, Final-Destination-deep) into Final Destination: Bloodlines and Fear Street: Prom Queen — two brand new entries in beloved horror series that aren’t afraid to splatter some old-school charm all over 2025. Are the death scenes in Bloodlines still creative enough to make you fear ceiling fans and loose nails? Does Prom Queen live up to its R.L. Stine roots or does it get voted off the court? We’ve got thoughts, theories, laughs, and maybe a few emotional wounds.

So grab your tiara, dodge that oncoming bus, and join us for a spoiler-filled trip into fate, fear, and fabulous carnage.

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🎢 Death’s design has never been dumber—or more delightful. This week, we’re dodging logs on the highway, tanning bed disasters, and rogue kitchen appliances as we dive headfirst into the Final Destination franchise! We’re breaking down every gloriously gory entry, from the OG vision on Flight 180 to whatever the hell was going on in that 3D one. Which film had the best kills? Which one phoned it in? And is Death just petty… or working overtime? It’s time to rank, roast, and respect the Rube Goldberg Machine of Horror. Buckle up—no seriously, buckle up.

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Welcome back to homeroom, horror nerds! With caps flying and diplomas getting handed out, we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked hallways of high school horror. From teen slashers and creepy cliques to murderous prom nights and final exams with actual fatalities, we’re grading the very best horror films set in the world of lockers, letterman jackets, and lingering trauma. Because nothing says “congratulations, graduate” like a homicidal maniac in the gymnasium.

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This week, we dive headfirst into the twisted, blood-soaked world of horror filmmaker Adam Green. From Hatchet’s swampy carnage to the emotional gut-punch of Frozen (no, not the Disney one—although that would’ve been wild), we’re ranking his entire filmography. Expect heated debates, Victor Crowley love, and possibly a restraining order from Arwen the dog.

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This week, we journey into the shadowy, blood-soaked world of Subspecies—yes, that vampire franchise you kinda remember from late-night cable or the deepest corner of your Full Moon Features collection. We’re ranking every film in the series (yes, all of them), diving fang-first into Radu’s raspy voice, puppet demons, gooey effects, and the eternal question: how many times can one vampire die dramatically in slow motion? Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the weird little blood fiends, we’ve got you covered. It’s gothic, it’s gory, it’s gloriously low-budget. Let’s get into it.