The GLHC Horror Podcast

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This week, the GLHC is heading straight into the cornfields of Gatlin, Nebraska as Josh, Rob, and Ian tackle the COMPLETE CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRANCHISE!

That’s right. Every. Damn. Movie. From the 1984 Stephen King adaptation that started it all, through endless sequels, prequels, remakes, questionable creative decisions, murderous children, and enough corn to keep Nebraska economically stable for the next 50 years.

We watched them all so you don’t have to.

Now it’s time to rank the entire franchise from our favorites all the way down to the ones that deserve to be sacrificed to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

Which movie takes the top spot? Which sequel is secretly way better than it has any right to be? And most importantly… how the hell did this franchise get THIS MANY MOVIES?!

Grab your sickle, stay out of the corn, and whatever you do, DO NOT trust the children.

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Hollywood clearly needed our help.

This week, Josh, Rob, and Ian are taking over the studio and creating their own horror movies from the ground up. No actual filmmaking experience required. Confidence? Unfortunately, unlimited.

Each of us has to assemble our dream horror production by choosing a cast, director, writer, effects coordinator, and more before pitching the beautiful cinematic nightmare we’ve created.

Will somebody accidentally create the next horror masterpiece? Will three completely different movies somehow end up starring the same person? Will someone’s budget be approximately $400 million? And most importantly… which one of these movies would you actually pay to see?

Grab your popcorn, fire up the fog machine, and prepare for three movies that Hollywood is absolutely too cowardly to make.

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This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, we’re grabbing a plate, heading back for seconds, and asking one very important question: what the hell are we watching?!

We’re breaking down and reviewing the brand-new BUFFET INFINITY, a completely unhinged movie made up of commercials that somehow turns channel surfing into a full-blown cinematic experience.

We’re digging into the bizarre ads, the strange world hiding underneath them, our favorite moments, what actually worked, what left us completely confused, and whether this experimental slice of weirdness is worth adding to your watchlist.

Is Buffet Infinity a brilliantly creative nightmare? An Adult Swim fever dream? Or did we just sit through the world’s longest commercial break?

Grab your plate. There’s plenty of weird shit on the buffet.

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This week on the GLHC Horror Podcast, we’re checking into the Bates Motel—and apparently we have absolutely no intention of checking back out. 🔪🚿

Josh, Rob, and Ian are going PSYCHO as we take a deep dive into one of horror’s most legendary franchises! From Norman Bates and his complicated relationship with Mother to shower curtains, creepy motels, questionable taxidermy hobbies, we’re breaking it ALL down.

Then it’s time for the real insanity: THE PSYCHO FRANCHISE RANKING! 😈

We’re putting the films head-to-head to determine which Psycho reigns supreme, which sequels are criminally underrated, and which entries should’ve just stayed locked in Mother’s bedroom.

🚿 Mother wouldn’t approve… but we sure as hell don’t care.

Grab your room key, avoid Cabin 1, and join us for a bloody trip through the PSYCHO franchise!

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Grab your sleeping bag, order a pizza, and keep one eye open… because this week we’re building the ultimate horror slumber party!

Josh, Rob, and Ian are each bringing five must-watch horror movies that belong at every late-night movie marathon. From nostalgic classics to underrated gems and crowd-pleasing favorites, we’re sharing the films we’d throw on when the lights go out and the snacks come out.

Will your favorite make the cut? Are we picking comfort horror, terrifying nightmares, or a little of both? Tune in as we debate our choices, swap stories about memorable movie nights, and create the ultimate slumber party watchlist.

So lock the doors, grab the popcorn, and settle in… because sleep can wait.

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A former circus clown escapes from a mental institution, returns to his long-abandoned mansion, and starts hunting the unsuspecting teens partying inside. If that premise doesn’t scream “indie slasher madness,” we don’t know what does.

This week, Josh, Rob, and Ian are diving into Summerween, breaking down the kills, the “gore”, the creepy clown, and whether this blood-soaked indie flick sticks the landing or ends up getting pied in the face.

Expect spoilers, hot takes, terrible jokes, and at least one completely unnecessary tangent because, let’s be honest, we have the attention span of a group of drunk camp counselors.

So grab an iced coffee, avoid creepy clowns with unfinished business, and remember—the first rule of surviving a slasher is don’t throw a party in the killer’s abandoned mansion… you dumbasses.

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With the 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash kicking off Saturday, July 11th, we’re getting the party started one day early by celebrating the creatures, beasts, mutants, aliens, and assorted nightmare fuel that made us fall in love with monster movies in the first place!

From massive monsters leveling cities to slimy little bastards hiding in the dark, we’re diving deep into our all-time favorite monster and creature feature movies. What makes a great movie monster? Practical effects or CGI? Big monsters or small creatures? Terrifying beasts or lovable freaks? We’re covering it all.

So grab your silver bullets, stay out of the water, don’t feed anything after midnight, and for the love of God… don’t investigate that weird noise outside.

The monsters are coming.

The 3rd Annual GLHC Monster Mash begins July 11th!

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The sun is shining, the birds are singing… and something in the woods is about to eat you. Since it’s officially summer, we figured there was no better time to celebrate eco-horror—the genre that reminds us Mother Nature is absolutely done with our nonsense. This week we’re talking killer animals, angry forests, mutant creatures, environmental nightmares, and the movies that prove the outdoors aren’t nearly as relaxing as they’re supposed to be. Whether you’re camping, hiking, or just mowing the lawn, this episode might make you think twice before touching grass.

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This week, the guys descend into the twisted world of Hellmare, one of the newest indie horror releases making waves with genre fans. We break down the film’s nightmarish atmosphere, memorable kills, standout performances, and whether it earns a spot among the year’s must-see horror movies.

Was Hellmare a hidden gem that deserves more attention, or does it get lost in its own madness? Join us as we dig into the story, unpack what worked (and what didn’t), share our favorite moments, and determine if this indie nightmare is worth adding to your watchlist.

Grab your favorite snack, lock the doors, and prepare for a trip straight into Hellmare. Spoilers ahead. 🔪🔥🎙️

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This week we descend headfirst into cinematic hell as we rank every single film in the legendary Hellraiser franchise — from the undeniable classics to the straight-to-DVD nightmares buried deep within the Leviathan archives. We’re talking Cenobites, chains, gore, chaos, and enough suffering to make Pinhead proud. Which movie reigns supreme? Which sequel deserves eternal torture? And just how many times can one franchise reinvent the puzzle box before opening a portal straight to madness?

Whether you’re a lifelong devotee of the Lament Configuration or just here for the hooks and bloodshed, this episode is packed with brutal hot takes, franchise deep dives, behind-the-scenes discussion, and plenty of horror-loving chaos. Your suffering will be legendary… even in podcast form.