Corona Castaways

we never learned sgt. peppers first name. the hell does that guy need a band for

its too long, man

who gave this guy a mic

he still doesnt know

fuck you

i swear to god if any of you tell jaron i will take a shit in your exhaust pipe

Honestly Sean Evans is braver for being bald than for eating all those spicy wings. God knows i couldn't do that. Also, I feel like Jaron didn't appreciate my "Careful around the eyes" joke enough. If y'all see this and hear the joke, dm jaron and tell him to eat shit. But then compliment him or something cuz the guy needs it. RIP Betty White, you would've loved Corona Castaways.

Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Insanity aka Shiny Hunting, COVID (surprise, huh?), Savino's Comedy, Sean Evans' Hard Ones

Episode Recorded on January 16th, 2021

Daddy's back. Both of em. Sorry we were gone so long. We never stopped thinking about you. And we mean you. Specifically you. All of our other listeners? Dirt eaters. Mouth breathers. You're the only one we care about. And we're not afraid to say it. What we have is special. So please, let's not throw that away. We'll be better this time. Promise.

Topics covered in this episode: general life update from the lads, kinder buenos, zoey 101 for WAY too long

Episode recorded on November 11th, 2021

i wonder how hard it is to get a Sears sponsorship.

Topics covered in this episode: Jaron's Interior Decoration, Top 5 Games, New Comedy Club, Castrato

This episode was recorded on: September 30th, 2021

The real warcrime is that you don't see any real dong in Magic Mike. I went to see it in theaters, hoping to see some free shmeat, and nothing. And then I thought maybe I missed it on my first viewing, so I went back and saw it two more times. Just to make sure. Y'know, to be thorough. But yeah, waterboarding probably isn't that bad.

Topics covered in this episode: lots of magic mike talk, waterboarding, celebrity in memoriam

This episode was recorded on September 16th, 2021.

We've made our first purchase as a podcast LLC. The cyber clones of Savino and Jaron have arrived. In a completely intentional move, and not at all a result of Savino fucking up the audio, Cyber Jaron joins us in this episode. Yeahhh if you skip this one I can't blame you. I mean, don't be disappointed though. You've gotta be surprised in order to be disappointed, and there's no way you're surprised at this point.

Recorded August 31st, 2021.

Topics covered in this episode: are we post covid?, savino's social struggles, employment cucked, relationship test