Here it is: the longest, densest, meatiest (or meat-substitute-iest) episode yet-- now updated with the latest data and an additional scintillating minute!

Are you afraid of tests?

In this first episode on a testy theme, I demystify the coronavirus diagnostic process in a way that may make your head spin.

Sheltering at home expands around the country; but why can't Oklahoma do it right? And some myths about the virus exploded. Also, the biggest conspiracy about it... (Spoilers: was it actually man-made?)

Music:

Whether it's Stay-At-Home, Shelter-At-Home or PAUSE, your future during the Coronapocalypse is going to be as a shut-in. Learn to make the best of things, while the world goes down the drain around you.

* Gov. Andrew Cuomo: ‘It’s Making Sure We Live Through This.’ (New York Times, The Daily podcast, hosted by Michael Barbaro, 18 March 2020)

Music:

This is the episode you want.

Intro and Outro music:

Treatments:

Masks:

This is not the episode you were looking for. But it's the episode you deserve.

So you've been hearing about this coronavirus thing?

* "The species Severe acute respiratory syndrome-related coronavirus: classifying 2019-nCoV and naming it SARS-CoV-2", Nature Microbiology, 2 March 2020 (Published on Nature.com)

* "Coronavirus: What is 'flattening the curve,' and will it work?" (LiveScience.com)

* "Clinical course and risk factors for mortality of adult inpatients with COVID-19 in Wuhan, China: a retrospective cohort study", The Lancet. 11 March 2020.

* "Coronavirus outbreak raises question: Why are bat viruses so deadly?" (ScienceDaily.com)

* Worldmeter Coronavirus Outbreak

* COVID Tracker Project

* Life Care Center of Kirkland

* Coronavirus site from the Oklahoma State Department of Health