Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier League

The ghouls are back with their spookiest episode yet. We're talking zumbies! Put this on when the clock strikes midnight, and light a candle to unlock the hidden messaging within the podcast!

B-B-BACK ONCE AGAI

It's our golden birthday, and here to celebrate is Mr. Trey Weise of competitive intermural basketball fame. Together, these three jocks bring an indomitable force of testosterone and analysis that is SURE to rub off on your everyday conversation. And it's FREE

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Yeehaw fuckaroos it's time to run around in the ring with a little red cape while Peter Crouch runs on all fours at full speed directly toward your groin area! Hope you're wearing a cup cause he has no respect.

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Did you miss us? We're back in your hearts and ears for another FPL season, one that's sure to top the sharts in terms of ecstasy, agony, apathy, and trash talk. See you there >:)

Fin

Welcome back, my lords, to Here. Your Own Personal Kettle Of Fish. You're welcome?

Accept the challenge that is laid before you, young wanderer. And take our sage wisdom with you! Or else!