and to think that those would be the things on the mind of the people nowadays. I completely and wholeheartedly understand though. sometimes, well these days, all the time, an escape from the real world is in order. and what better place for the bowl mates to get away from it all than the village and with a gravity bong disguised as a rig nicknamed buster call. it put us on our ass and made it a nice day amidst the heat and humidity out here. and it is a lovely day to ignore the world let us tell you. we start with the passing of one malcolm Jamal Warner otherwise known as theo huxtable. one of the Cosby kids is gone now and while I was more the bundy's than the Huxtable's we cannot ignore the impact they had on television especially on thursday nghts. because of that damn show, Thursday nights became prime time watching. it's a shame we didn't lose bill. we ain't sorry. also we ask the age old question no one would ever ask because until now no one would ever do this, but just who in the fuck gets caught cheating at a coldplay concert??? you mean to tell me you couldn't get caught cheating at a more suitable concert. maybe an usher or a Chris brown concert perhaps, you know something people actually fuck to. people were probably cheated on to usher or Chris brown music in the background. but who in the history of fucking has anyone decided that hey let's get naked and get it in to viva la vida. come on baby let's fuck to clocks. no no one and you know it. maybe because when I was coming up the last thing you did when cheating was take the side chick anywhere let alone a fucking concert. that's why hotels and delivery services were a thing. made specifically for cheating. I don't even think the lead singer of Coldplay would bang to his music. and that makes perfect sense to us. in between that silly shit, we also decide to play some original nintendo switch because if you thought we were playing when we said we would not be buying or playing the switch 2 anytime soon, that's what you get for thinking. nah nah we decided to take a round or two of ultimate Mario party. that is correct our high asses decided it would be a good idea to play one of the most potentially buzz and friendship killing games. I have scientific knowledge on this to prove it if necessary. and it is good for the bowl mates to get together and get away from the silliness of life and into the silliness of a good game. we had to go back to the times when the other people played in the room with you but at the very least you're not the younger sibling dumb enough to fall for the unplugged controller trick anymore so hey silver linings. oh don't give me that look like you've never done that to your siblings. come on now. you gotta keep the little mutafucka quiet somehow. it's just what three people stoned out of their fucking minds needed for a good evening. nothing too complex, no conversations too deep, just letting the sativa do the talking. if that''s what you need, go ahead and get on that. we'll be right here, chilling. probably high too but you know what it is. and remember it is not as hard as the internet lets you think it is for the dating scene out there, it can't be. can it?????

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