Once upon a moony afternoon, two cosmic babes—Ali and Briana—sat down to spill the (herbal) tea. But this wasn’t your average garden gossip. This was a full-blown spirit-to-spirit conversation about the way plants whisper, swoon, and sometimes scream their way into your heart, your dreams, and your healing journey.

Briana Christine, your botanical matchmaker, shares how she fell in love with the spirit world of plants. She takes us deep into the roots of spiritual herbalism, where every flower has a personality, every leaf holds a memory, and the plants are most definitely sliding into your DMs… but, like, energetically.

You’ll hear stories about:

• Meeting a plant like you're meeting a soulmate
 • Getting to know them—not just their uses, but their quirks, moods, and planetary crushes
• Dreaming with the moon and the herbs that help you slip between worlds
• The seductive power of poisonous plants and what it’s like to dance with Pluto’s botanical familiars
• Master plant dietas, devotion vs consumption, and why some plants are sacred mentors, not party favors
• The moment Briana and Ali each felt their first plant choose them (it’s giving spiritual rom-com)

Whether you're a seasoned herbalist or just beginning to wonder if your chamomile tea is trying to tell you something… this episode is your permission slip to flirt back.

Because in this world, the plants are alive. They’ve seen stars explode, they’ve touched your ancestors’ hands, and they’re just waiting for you to remember.

Tune in. Sip slow. And maybe bring a flower offering. 

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Welcome to Cancer Season, honey — where the Moon runs the show, feelings wear couture, and every bathtub becomes a sacred altar. In this soul-soaked episode, your fave cosmic duo, Ali & Brie, dive deep into the waters of this zodiac season to bring you a glittery life raft of emotional support.

We’re talking:
 💦 The vibe of Cancer Season and why your emotions might be louder than your group chat
 🌊 Water sign energy decoded (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces — we see you)
 🔮 Crystals to soothe your spirit and keep the emotional tsunamis in check
 🌿 Herbal allies to calm the nervous system and hold you like a cosmic weighted blanket
 🧖‍♀️ Activities to ground, restore, and moon-bathe your way back to center

Whether you’re ready to cry under the stars or retreat into your shell for some much-needed soul care, this episode is your Cancer Season guidebook.

So light that rose incense, sip your lemon balm tea, and let’s get emotionally hydrated together.

What crystal are you clinging to this Cancer Season like it's a floatie in a sea of feelings?
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Step into a world where spiritual awakening meets sacred seduction—where every breath is electric, every orgasm is a portal, and every taboo is an invitation to power.

In this soul-stirring, spine-tingling episode, Ali and Briana Christine unbuckle the layers of the divine and the delicious. We're talking Kundalini awakenings—the messy, mystical, often inconvenient rise of your inner serpent. Think bliss, breakdowns, body heat, and spiritual downloads… all before breakfast.

They spill the sacred tea on tantric sex and orgasmic manifestation, aka how to supercharge your spells with pleasure (and make your vision boards very sweaty). Learn the ancient art of ankhing—a practice that’s basically edging meets energetic alchemy—and why period sex might just be your next sacred rite.

Whether you're moaning into manifestation or just curious about what your sacral chakra’s been trying to say, this episode will leave you glowing, giggling, and maybe Googling things you never thought you'd Google.

This isn’t your average chakra chat—it’s a cosmic quickie with depth, honey. And it might just change the way you relate to your body, your pleasure, and your power.

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In this powerful and necessary episode of Cosmic Injectables, hosts Briana Christine and Ali take on one of the most pressing conversations in modern spirituality: cultural appropriation in the spiritual space. With heart, humor, and honesty, they dive deep into the complicated legacy of colonialism in wellness, and what it means to practice with reverence rather than entitlement.

From reiki and smudging to plant medicine ceremonies and indigenous rituals, nothing is off the table as they explore how ancient traditions are often rebranded without honoring their cultural roots. You'll hear:

• The difference between cultural appreciation vs. appropriation
• How to discern where your spiritual tools and rituals come from
• What it means to decolonize your healing practice
• Why accountability, education, and humility are vital for ethical spiritual work

Whether you're a healer, tarot reader, energy worker, or just walking your own unique spiritual path, this episode invites you to pause, reflect, and return to a practice rooted in integrity, ancestral awareness, and deep respect.

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Feeling energetically fried? Emotionally scrambled? Spiritually hungover from your last "just a little cord-cutting spell"? Don't worry babe, we gotchu. In this week’s Cosmic Injectables, we’re giving you the sparkly survival kit you didn’t know you needed: a Crystal First Aid 101 breakdown from your two favorite cosmic hype women. 

Ali and Brie are pulling the velvet curtain back on the glittery world of crystal healing—without the gatekeeping, ego, or "must own Moldavite to ascend" nonsense. We’re talking crystal basics, how to choose your stones (spoiler: the crystal actually chooses you, like a sparkly little wand of destiny) and how to use them to get your life togetherish.

This episode is equal parts “WTF are chakras?” and “Don’t you dare put that selenite in water.” It’s witchy, wise, weird, and way too fun to skip.

So whether you're a crystal virgin or a seasoned gem hoarder, tune in and get the sacred sass you deserve. Because healing can be high-vibe and hilarious.

Episode Highlights:

• Crystal Basics 101: Ali and Briana break down the fundamentals of crystal healing, making it accessible for both newbies and seasoned crystal enthusiasts.
• Choosing Your Crystals: Learn how to select the right crystals for your needs, whether you're seeking love, protection, or just a little extra sparkle in your life.
• Cleansing and Charging: Discover the importance of cleansing your crystals and how to charge them to maximize their energy.
• Real Talk: Expect candid conversations, laughter, and a few playful jabs at common misconceptions in the spiritual community.

 Why You Should Listen:

If you've ever felt overwhelmed by the myriad of crystals available or unsure about how to incorporate them into your spiritual practice, this episode is your go-to guide. Ali and Brie's down-to-earth approach demystifies crystal healing, making it both fun and approachable.

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This week on Cosmic Injectables, Gemini season kicks the door open like it’s late to its own party—and immediately starts oversharing. What was supposed to be a light-hearted romp through the air sign of quick wit and connection quickly devolves (or evolves?) into a full-blown therapy session for Brie, who—plot twist—has a Gemini stellium and absolutely no place to hide from the cosmic call-out.

Ali plays the grounded Scorpio to Brie’s Mercury-fueled emotional unraveling, casually holding space while Brie processes 19 conflicting thoughts per second, mid-sentence. There’s talk of identity ping-pong, spiritual shapeshifting, and the metaphysical importance of having 47 open browser tabs, both literal and emotional.  (No surprise, Brie literally has 300+ tabs open on her phone.) 

You’ll learn about Gemini’s trickster energy, why this season feels like a cross between a TED Talk, an improv show, and your ex texting you at 2am to say they’ve had a revelation. And you’ll laugh (maybe cry?) as Brie comes to terms—on air—with how her entire personality has been engineered by Gemini placements and her spirit guides are probably just texting “lol” in group chat.

Expect dry wit, astrological insights, and moments of “wait…am I okay?” wrapped in a sparkly bow of cosmic validation.

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In this soul-stirring episode of Cosmic Injectables, your favorite cosmic duo, Ali and Briana Christine, dive deep into the mystical realm of spiritual awakenings. Ever felt like you're on the verge of a cosmic breakthrough but also questioning your sanity? You're not alone, and this episode is your spiritual GPS.

The Awakening Chronicles:

Ali and Briana Christine share their personal journeys through the tumultuous yet enlightening path of spiritual awakening. From the initial signs that make you question reality to the profound shifts that align you with your higher self, they cover it all. Expect candid stories, hearty laughs, and the kind of wisdom that only comes from dancing with the divine (and maybe a few questionable decisions).

Key Takeaways:

• Recognizing the Signs: Learn how to identify the subtle (and not-so-subtle) indicators that you're undergoing a spiritual awakening.
• Navigating the Chaos: Tips and tricks to stay grounded when your world feels like it's spinning out of control.
• Embracing the Journey: Understanding that spiritual awakening isn't a destination but a continuous, evolving process.

Tune In and Transform:

Ready to embark on your own spiritual journey or seeking validation that you're not alone in your experiences? This episode is your sacred space to explore, laugh, and awaken.

Embrace the Awakening:

Remember, spiritual awakenings are less about floating in the clouds and more about grounding into your truth. So, grab your crystals, light that sage, and press play. Your higher self is waiting.

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In this inaugural episode of Cosmic Injectables, hosts Ali and Briana Christine introduce themselves and set the stage for a soul-filled journey into spirituality. They share their personal stories, discuss their spiritual practices, and outline what listeners can expect from future episodes. With a blend of ritual, laughter, and a touch of chaos, Ali and Briana aim to create a space for spiritual seekers to explore cosmic wisdom, energy healing, moon magic, and more.

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