Fresh off their separate wine weekends in North Carolina wine country (it's a thing, Google it), Lauren and Christen are back to break down the week in reality tv. The Below Deck crew got a disappointing tip (and no we aren't talking Little Party Pete), the 90 Day men continue to disappoint everyone,  the  RHOBH ladies ask the age old question "does a strip club really have good steaks?", and the RHONY ladies return to Blue Stone Manner for a showdown of Broadway proportions. We kept it under an hour this time, so you're welcome. 

This week we're late AF recording because Christen was nursing a 2day hangover from 4th of July-ing. Yes, they exist, and yes, they're the worst. But have no fear because Lauren provides the antidote a la Lisa Rinna's bag of tricks. And then of course we jump into the episodes of the week. We talk about yachting with dogs, white guys that resemble cheese sticks, a spooky seafood tower, and the latest gossip. Hope you're here for all 63 minutes of it! 

This week we're kind of long winded... but what else do you have to do on a week leading up to a holiday??!! In episode 4 we tackle the newest Below Deck. What do we think about the return of Bugsy to the high seas? Will she be friend or foe? Then we jump into new territory with TLC's 90 Day: The Other Way. Christen breaks down the franchise for newbies like Lauren. And then we jump right into the thick of the newest episode. Will Jenny and Sumit get their happily ever after? Why can Jihoon never get his s*** together? Who is going to break first - Brittany or Yazan? We're covering it...for over an hour. Bare with us. Love ya, mean it. 

Hey! We made it to episode 3! We're like real podcasters now, right? While it was kinda slow in Bravo-land with RHONY and RHOBH both on hiatus, have no fear! We were still able to fill up 54 minutes of your day with Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules, Reunion, Bravo Gossip, and a weird story about a gas station bathroom stall encounter... and not the kind you're thinking. Buckle up and grab a drink!

In our first episode, we break down this week of reality tv. 

Starting off, we have the premier of the new season of Bravo's Below Deck Med. We give our first impressions of the cast and whether or not we think we have another Misogynistic Band of Brothers on our hands. How will Malia manage her all male deck hands? Will Hannah get fired this season? And for the love of God, will we actually find drugs aboard this boat?!?!?

Then we cover the rest of the week in Bravo-land including the VPR's snore of a season, RHOBH's "Three-some Gate", and RHONY's ravioli throw heard around the world. 

So pour yourself a glass of Vanderpump Rosé and let's WHOOP IT UP!!