Lord, help us.  He's returned.  Barry is back from his wiener tour of England and regales us with tales of wit and revelry.  Actually, just tales about ignoring everything else in favor of drinking whiskey from the tap.  But that's hardly all.  We also talk about the Unsinkable 3D Cameron, 3D porn, Kardashian Raiders, those damn violent educational games, Harrison putting on the fedora one last time, The worst extended fiction novel ever, Shreck can give you cancer, upcoming Comic-Con panels, Keanu Reeves Day, Torchwood's gettin' sexier, Best Doctor Who companions, Our new captain of the dance team: Spiderman, FastForward fans blackout and this time on purpose, multi-colored lion robots, digital comics, Vader diagnosed, Superhero strong-arm tactics punishable under the law, Carpenter's long awaited return, Portal 2 Event cancelled at E3, Thundercat Ho's, and the fact that you've been paying too much for your Fellowship.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Wire's Hot, Creepy, or Weird Sci-Fi Creatures Humans Have Had Sex With.

Oh, and we think that Paul and Mum-ra are doing it.  Seriously.