SUMMARY: With smart TVs spying on us and SUVs impersonating cell phone towers, we need to unwind and unbox things with Paul. Jacob has comments on Star Trek IV, and Matt's family starts a new holiday tradition. Also, raccoon penis bones, OrgyDomes, and we're in our "cups" with a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Paul rants about senators and conspiracies. Matt asks what movies would have been the same without a particular character. We examine Christopher Columbus' turn from hero to heel. Also, some high school poetry in Scoop Mail and a story about a side-street walk in New Orleans. Plus a Price is Skrite!

SUMMARY: Paul needs some group games for an improv hangout. Matt goes out for breakfast, gets his catalytic converter stolen, and takes the family to see David Byrne with an added surprise. And we're still processing the loss of Dolly Parton. Dolly also features in a game of Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: With three shows closing, high prices at casinos, some undesired political discourse, and a quick discussion about water rights, this is the most Vegas-centric show we've had for quite some time. Also, Matt walks by a makeup counter and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: We talk about how sports is portrayed in TV and film. Paul notes how CERN is performing alchemy. Jacob joins the 'seeing Guns N' Roses' club and gets to chat with their audio guys. Matt has his favorite week at the Magic Castle. Plus, the funniest sex worker story and a Price is Skrite.

SUMMARY: Jacob is being attacked by the universe! Paul takes us down a song intro rabbit hole and Matt conflates his Phoebes. Paul wants to do an upside-down act, Matt's got some unexpected food ordering restrictions, and some Joe trolls us on Twitch. Plus an 'experienced' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Looking back, Paul had no play in collegiate hot tubs, and Matt shook it up at frat raves. Matt's on pins-and-needles about changes in family relations. Paul has a panic attack about a unicorn's helmet. Nick Newman chimes in from Zoom about a new app that offers restaurant leavings on the cheap. And a Scoopardy!

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SUMMARY: The guys start the show talking about ball size. Matt is now an expert on The Sphere after seeing Backsteet Boys perform there. Paul apologizes to Ariana Grande, and Matt's back from a memorable trip to the Magic Capital of the World. Also a musical Scoopardy.

NOTE: Matt gets the sexuality of a backstreet boy wrong in this episode.

NOTE 2: We also recorded this episode after it was reported that Frankie Valli was retiring and not after it was later reported that he's not retiring.

SUMMARY: Matt's finally going to The Sphere and comes upon a parking lot spat. Are things turning around for the A's? Paul runs into a wine connoisseur. Matt goes alone into a smoky lounge. Plus, it's the one-year anniversary of "See You at the Throne" and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt is in the Colon of Michigan for a magic convention and tries to own some guys on their phones. Paul relates a harrowing tale about an ex-'Bachelor.' The winds of Las Vegas rain a mother's wrath down on Jacob. Plus, an uncomfortable "Would You Rather?" and a Boston Scoopardy.

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