SUMMARY: Matt gets an invite to dinner from a cruise guest, but does he have to pay for Sprite? Big Sexy joins us on Zoom and has a GoFundMe set up for expenses after having a stroke. We 'rank' the smelliest poops in the animal kingdom and ask what temperature of urine is least offensive. Plus Scoop Mail with Big Sexy's hospital horror story, a Zoom chat question, and a Scoopardy.

Help out Big Sexy with his stroke recovery at www.gofundme.com/f/help-big-return-to-full-health.

SUMMARY: Comedian and podcaster Jackie Johnson joins us to promote her one-woman show coming July 11 to the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas. Will Jackie's show have issues with the Backstreet Boys' debut at The Sphere? And what's the first step to getting a second husband? In Scoop Zoom chat, Ryer shares some sketchy words of wisdom, plus a Scoopardy.
 
Jackie Johnson's show "How To Get a Second Husband" comes to the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas on Friday, July 11, at 7:30 pm. Tickets are $35 and available at www.natchbeaut.com/tickets. Tickets are also available for Philadelphia on June 20.
 
Breaking NEWS: Brad Sherwood, Jonathan Mangum, Matt, AND Paul will be doing a Bucket Show on July 5 at the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas! More details to come.

SUMMARY: The boys host a Zoom meeting with Patreon backers! Paul gets an unwanted solicitation. Matt waits for a flight behind a wary gun owner, visits Duluth, returns home for a school award ceremony, and designs a t-shirt. Also, a Zoom Scoop Mail story about reuniting with family and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Jazz demon Mike Jones talks about his podcast, "The Stereo Image." We discuss David Silverman, the status of "physical media," early digital formats, Broadway musicals that Jonesy dislikes, and when songwriting was a living. Also, a tornado is coming! Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: It's been hot all week in San Antonio, but that hasn't stopped Matt from getting his 10,000 steps in, meeting Tim Jenison, and hearing mariachi music. Paul's improv class is postponed, Jacob and Paul talk about pressure washers, Matt's got an idea for Scoopfest, and Paul Lynde has a sordid backstory. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt spills his coffee in sight of The Alamo, John Oliver's talk about Malört triggers bad tastes in our mouths, and someone in Pittsburgh is a road rage queen. Also, cat-poop coffee, Michael Hutchence, complimenting genitalia, and hip-hop breakfast. Plus Scoop Mail and an Oops! All Traps Obelisk.

SUMMARY: Shanna Christmas talks about her upcoming comedy special, "Highly Intelligent," premiering May 20 on YouTube. Shanna speaks about motivation for the special, storyboarding a stand-up routine, and the timing of "going to a dark place." Also, lightning strikes Jacob's mom and Paul's wiener slips out of his grasp. Plus a Scoop Therapy request and a food-themed Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: JJ is in The Churn, asking what month this is, does "The Radio Test," and lauds how Matt's act would kill on a Disney cruise. We talk about people dying on cruise ships, Regis and Kathie Lee, and love for Donny Osmond and Hugh Jackman. Also, why can't lesbians cook? And it's a Hall of Fame Scoopardy II.

SUMMARY: Paul returns to the show after a harrowing time without power. Matt recalls a story from his waiter days and uses tip money to buy a sweater vest. Jacob videos a protest and gets an unexpected tap on the shoulder. Also, the liquids that may or may not go into coffee makers, and a Scoopardy.