SUMMARY: Matt is in the Colon of Michigan for a magic convention and tries to own some guys on their phones. Paul relates a harrowing tale about an ex-'Bachelor.' The winds of Las Vegas rain a mother's wrath down on Jacob. Plus, an uncomfortable "Would You Rather?" and a Boston Scoopardy.

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SUMMARY: Matt “I Wanna Scoop Baby” Dougherty joins us to promote the fantasy football league. Matt takes the kids to the new Spider-Man movie and gets enthralled with a "documentary." Paul and Anne take the Hershey Highway to see Guns N' Roses and Public Enemy. Matt's eating fine at Red Rock, and Paul discovers a Chinese buffet. Also a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Fact Check Andy and Spadoni join us! Andy is alive and well after an aortic dissection and back on the State Fair circuit drawing caricatures. Spadoni dabbles with an AI personality and has a go with a piano bar on Fremont. Plus, Christmapus, Shakespeare, Chapeau, baby horses, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: We're deep in it with Shadie from Shitty Movie Club as we dive headfirst into a pile of terrible movies that are a pleasure to watch and riff. We talk about Pledge Night, Neil Breen, Miami Connection, ninja flicks, Megalopolis, and more! We share our favorite shitty movies, plus eleven-dollar pizza slices, and what's admission into the Ice Cream Museum?

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SUMMARY: Matt sneezes while moving, tries to use the seventh floor pool, and watches a tender moment during a Zoom call. Jacob gets another expert visiting his soundboard and shares a guilty pleasure. Plus, smooth scrotums and thoughts on Andrew Tate and Guy Fieri. And a musical Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Paul's got "hunks" hauling away junk. Matt speaks well about Nashville. Paul rushes home in fear of coming upon a crime scene; was a cover-up needed? Plus, a gold shirt for sale, a righteous rant about Vegas parking fees, Paul invents a new sport, and a Rocky-Horror-Picture-Show Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Paul is under the smoky weather in Pittsburgh. Jacob and Matt have good things to say about a Vegas chain pub. Matt has loud neighbors who like to hang out on the front lawn. Jacob witnesses an epic meltdown. Disney resets kids' musical tastes. Matt's got a bag full of drugs he needs to explain. And a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt's gig at the Magicians Room is coming to an end sooner than expected. Paul speaks nostalgically about female body part prints. Matt asks Paul about his favorite Lindsey Graham conspiracies. And things get heated between Paul and Jacob when discussing the end of game physical media. And a Scoopardy!

SUMMARY: Dr. Mike Todorovic returns to answer some really wonderful questions from Scoops. Along the way, we chat about testosterone, perimenopause, breakthroughs with CRISPR-Cas9, supplement use, ancestry testing, vitamin K for newborns, and the most important question: Is Matt full of shit about statins, or is he just getting older?

SUMMARY: Matt juggles with his schedule while looking to combine bartending with magic. Is Supergirl supplanting Masters on the list of movies performing badly? Paul has some new jams in his music feed. Matt finds a couple who met in a Walmart parking lot, and Paul's been watching couples therapy shows. Plus a Rocky Horror Scoopardy from Fact Check Andy.