Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

Ah, Thanksgiving Dinner, you gather with friends and family, stuff yourself, and you tell the most horrible stories imaginable. Like Fanny Pack Frank, legend has it he's still out there today taking your pennies. What about the loose meat hobos that will clean your windshield and make you a sandwich without bread? But the scariest tale of them all is the story of Matt, who trusted Count Kreepyhead to name his baby.... and now he's DEAD!!!!

The Kreepy kids are back after an extended break to refresh your podcast feed with all sorts of shenanigans, like their newfound love of Helen Keller, Josh's adventures back in his hometown of western NY and the bizarre and hilarious process of naming your baby in 2022. RIP Kevin Conroy

Have you ever ask yourself, just who is the coolest zombie ever? is Jesus a zombie? should I really eat candy from strangers every year. This questions and more answered as the count kreepy crew settles it once and for all, just who the greatest zombie ever is! Trust me, you're going to be shocked by this one.

Deep in the bowels of the Eternia castle lies a tiny, foul mouthed monster, that until today never had a chance at being a real action figure like his counterparts Orko and He-Man. That all changes, because now, thanks to the #SaveMoaty campaign, Moaty is a real figure! Buckle up as the boys go on a nonsensical journey featuring Skeletor, Frankenstein and Moaty himself!

Hell is the topic of the day, or should I say... Hellraiser! listen as the boys gush about their love of the new hellraiser, and talk all things Eternia as the insane playset looms over their heads. Also the muppets are back... because muppet reasons?

Well, after a year of talking about it, the Count Kreepy Gang finally reviews the cult classic TV movie, Bad Ronald. In this enthralling episode we discover that maybe there isn't that much to talk about so we riff a little to discover some amazing hidden subtext in the process. Enjoy as MIKE, MIKE, and DAWN try to convince you one way or another if Bad Ronald is worth your time.

Never ever make the count mad, because he may devote way to much time to complaining about you on his podcast, right HASBRO? Boo-Hiss hasbro. Also we show some love to super-7, discuss what would happen if Jason Voorhees had a girlfriend, oh, and we do a mountain of cocaine for science reasons.

Are you ready to play the hottest game in the world? That's right it's "Whats up my A$$" with your host Rusty Colon.

It's not a proper Saturday Morning Monster Mash without some games am I right? Play at home! The fun never ends!

The count had the intention of making an episode devoted to one of his favorite subjects, apes with special guest Dr. Zaius, but as you would expect, things took a turn when the boys decided to share their recipe for cereal balls, time travel and for some reason a long abandoned mall in Niagara Falls. Live. Laugh. Fling your poo you damn dirty humans

Deep questions are discussed this week as the gang takes a test to become Kreepy Scouts. Probing thoughtful discussions like would you have relations with lady Bigfoot, Cannibalism and secret handshakes. Also toy talk and long winded rants about nothing in particular. Enjoy!