Today we’re bringing in the Count of Monty Crypto to help explain the US economy in a way even Jasmine can understand it.  Step one, if you want to save big money, don’t buy anything.  Next: Hide your stuff! Go out in the backyard, dig a hole and put your stuff down there, then cover it up.  If the Zohan people can’t find it, they can’t tax it or give it to the aliens. Then, don’t buy anything that says DISPOSABLE.  What’s the point?  Let somebody else buy it and when they throw it away you go back around and pick it up for nothing. This is so easy.  Let’s say you want some Crypto Currency. You don’t know why but everybody’s doing it and you don’t want to miss out.  Well, BaitCoin is a whole lot cheaper than BitCoin, and you can do more with it.  BaitCoin is locally sourced, the correct people will cheer for that, like local honey, they get all worked up over that too. Gives them the same warm, welcoming embrace as socialism. Like the gooey cheese in the Mondami mouse trap.  “Come on in, have some promotional cheese. We’ll just take it from the people on the hill. They’ve got too much cheese.”  Who let this happen? Next, you’ll be making your own clothes.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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