Chinggay and Patty sweat bullets coming up with a list of this year’s 12 greatest holiday hits. Their rundown includes the semi-charmed movies that didn’t quite make the cut, and also the ones they want wiped off the face of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe. Bonus: F*ck, Marry, Kill Holiday edition.

Christmas Waltz - Lacey Chabert and Will Kemp

Project Christmas Wish - Amanda Schull and Travis Van Winkle

Five Star Christmas - Bethany Joy Lenz and Victor Webster

Christmas in Vienna - Sarah Drew and Brennan Elliot

Deliver by Christmas - Alvina August and Eion Bailey

On the 12th Date of Christmas - Mallory Jansen and Tyler Hynes

A Timeless Christmas - Erin Cahill and Ryan Paevey

The Christmas Bow - Lucia Micarelli and Michael Rady

Cross Country Christmas - Rachael Leigh Cook and Greyston Holt

The Christmas House - Ana Ayora and Robert Buckley

Jingle Bell Bride - Julie Gonzalo and Ronnie Rowe Jr.

Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater - Ashley Williams and Niall Matter

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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