I need Andy and a camera! Why? Because this new segment is all about the Real Housewives! We wouldn’t have this podcast without being influenced by some of these “classy” ladies, so thank you to all the housewives out there. This episode is specifically about the latest season of RHONJ, including all of the Giudice/Gorga drama going on. We give an honest stance on our opinions about this season and also what the show needs to look like going forward. Andy Cohen if you’re listening to this, take notes. Kidding, love love love you! Hopefully you don’t need to flip a table after listening to this episode. PS Jen Aydin, you’re an icon!

Surprise! Did you miss us? Well, we missed you! We’re back with an all new season… and you know what that means. More tea, more covers, more surprise guests, and some new segments. Cheers 2 that!

Oh you really don’t want to miss this episode… Jess is in LA while JP’s stuck on the east coast, but don’t worry because our special guest Tia comes in with all the tea and doesn’t hold back! As much as we love to kiki, we also love the drama; and trust, there’s plenty where that came from! But wait, because Tia’s not our only surprise guest… I guess you’ll have to listen to find out more. Also, go check out ‘PLAYED’ by Tii coming out on April 7th!

Surprise!! Here’s our 20th episode special with your two besties together again, in Maryland! Sorry for that mini hiatus, we were just getting ready for our Instagram Live special. If you missed the IG Live, don’t worry because here’s the edited version in podcast form! This episode is a mini catch up, but mostly it’s our first time singing MULTIPLE live covers for you. We keep getting some backlash about not doing enough covers sooooo here you go!

Join us in our first installment of “ConspiraTEA Theories!” For the first time, we both research conspiracy theories to share with each other and you all. Jess dives into the world famous theory about the moon landing not being real and the possibility of the moon itself being fake (BFFR moon)! Then, JP changes the vibes and talks about the conspiracy that Avril Lavigne has been dead for years and replaced by her body double, Melissa?! There’s a lot to unpack here, so buckle up and enjoy the ride!

Happy Valentine’s Day! This episode is all about love, love, love! But before we get into it, we give you some updates on recent drama and talk about Rihanna’s Super Bowl Halftime show (must be love on the brain). We share some of our favorite Valentine’s Day moments from the past and what we think an ideal Valentine’s Day would be for us. We also have a surprise for you as promised….. our cover of “Nobody Gets Me” by SZA! What a fitting way to end this episode, enjoy!

This episode, we’re turning juice into tea! Enjoy our second installment of our controversial segment: True Crime Tea Time. This time around, we focus on the OJ Simpson trial and delve into everything about the case. Topics include major inconsistencies in the trial itself to the rapid acknowledgement of racial injustice issues in the public eye. At the end, we discuss our own ideas and theories about this case and the impact it has on society to this day. We got the juice!

You asked and we delivered! Joining us this episode to spill some extra hot tea is our very first podcast guest, Juli! We are so excited for you all to listen to this special episode where we talk about our artistic journeys and the many different creative outlets we use to express ourselves. But don’t worry, there is plenty of personal tea being spilled as well… maybe too much? ;) (Don’t forget to give @grimandpat a follow on Instagram) Also! Stay tuned at the end of this episode to hear an unfinished original song written and sung by JP and Juli called “It’s Your Turn Now.”

We’re so excited to share our new logo/cover art with you!! Thank you to our friend Malena who spent a lot of time making this for us, it looks amazing!

In this episode, we have another mental health check which includes Jess sharing a big life update. After that, we get into all things reality T.V. from our favorite shows and celebrities to the pros and cons of reality T.V. culture. We also share our own show idea with you all, so you don’t want to miss this one!

Happy 2023 from Jess and JP! Hope you all had a wonderful holiday break and got everything you wanted out of 2022. This episode is all about reflecting on the past year and making achievable goals for the upcoming year. Expect some more covers, tea, and guests in 2023. Here’s to a great year everyone!