Youtube said 911 isnt funny.

****not clickbait. Swear. Cowman would never do that to you, the listener. Anyways Tim Allen totally died.

Cowmans on a journey, and you must decide to take this with him or vs him like Lewis and Clark. CUZ HE'LL GET TO THE OCEAN FIRST BITCH!

Cowman's got intent to get flagged constantly. The twitter, the youtube. Don't matter, they'll probably block him.

Cowman's bout ta wing it all over the place. A little over there. A little... OVER HERE! A little EVERYWHERE CUZ I QUIT! GAHL!

Cowman didn't do nothing k? All he did was straighten ya out and not stand for back talk. Piece of Poop pranx a family.

Cowman discusses his Super Bowl pick then doesn't cuz of obvi reasons. Then he interviews an Atheist before Part-Time and Jenius stop by to annoy him with a new super rap group.

Maga Man is tracking down a missing persons when she comes knocking on his dumpster door. Maga Man gets the help of Proudboy to track down a missing husband. O.A.C. and more.

Cowman brings in Feminist Author, Lady Day who has a new book 'A Poetry By Women', then Incognito calls in unexpectedly and informs of the hugest news ever! Amazon's friggen evil man!

Cowman shows up late but not his fault, some dumb, dead kid's fault. He instantly breaks down why we have so many fricken problems today. Then on Sports of Yesteryear, Professor Clean stops in and hashes out an old feud with Piece of Poop. But Think About This Way on the Capitol Coup. Then Cowman asks? Who really is Maga Man?

Cowman calls everyone he loves and hates cuz what else is he gonna do? Then Where In The Hell Is P.O.P.? I don't know? Guess... Before So This One Time, a returning fave bit that we know you love! All on The Cowman's Country Slaughterhouse Christmas!