Beginning a series on Roman Emperors, Austin and Sam discuss the fascinating story of Julius Caesar! Yes, that Caesar, the fearless Roman general and sex machine. That's a hell of a descriptor, and you haven't even started the episode yet! We also discuss the importance of a money mindset, driving without a license, and the crazy world of sex tourism. (What really happened in Thailand?)

In a stunning display of audio quality, our best yet, Austin and Sam discuss the ancient practice of falconry (the use of giant birds to hunt or send information). Remember the bad guy from animated Mulan? We also discuss the Pizza Hut General Gorbachev, Stuart Little 2, and take you behind the scenes of a chicken farm. Buckle up, this isn't for the faint of heart. 

Austin and Sam dive into the true and complicated story of the Fall of Constantinople and the collapse of the Byzantine Empire. No joke we actually sound like we know what we're talking about. Beyond the obvious conquest and bloodbaths, we discuss peak Britney Spears and how royal names are too repetitive (I'm looking at you, Constantine XI). We also ask an important question... Could Kate Upton have prevented the fall of Constantinople? 

Welcome to Episode 4 of the Cozy History Podcast! We discuss the history of castaways and other shipwreck survivors. This episode is heavily inspired by the legendary Tom Hanks. We also dive into polygamous pirates, Kanye West on a desert island, and the importance of having a bottom bitch. Enjoy!

Welcome to Episode 3 of the Cozy History Podcast. We examine the history of Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea and Michael Jordan super fan. Yes he has nuclear weapons, but that doesn't stop of us from talking about Mr. Rogers (RIP), BTS, and Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.

Welcome to Episode 2 of the Cozy History Podcast with Austin and Sam. Have you ever been in love but they didn't feel the same way? Well we might have some ways to change their mind. With consent of course. In this episode we explore aphrodisiacs aka love potions, from the ancient Romans to the modern day. We also talk about Quasimodo, food deserts, and how you should never orgasm while driving a forklift. This one may have gotten out of hand. Enjoy.

Welcome to Episode 1 of the Cozy History Podcast with Austin and Sam! We really dig into Nancy Pelosi here. Like really get in there. No stone unturned type of thing. We also explore waterboarding, PimpObama, and how much we hate Christopher Columbus. Enjoy.