CP Time

In this episode the guys are joined by Luke James, #NotTheSinger. This one has discussions about the how YouTube is changing but that doesn't mean it's dying, people will pay for anything, so get paid for your craft. Then the topic turns to the XXL Freshmen of 2017, Hopsin, Juggalos, The Gorrillaz and general music. Of course there's some talk about Canada and cupcake science. Also, Pokemon is a modern day slave simulator.

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Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin  

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CP Time is back with to talk about how 2016 was horrible. Then we tell some stories from our jobs because we out here in the workforce. We're also joined by Jaryn. Vine died despite Pornhub's best attempts at keeping it alive. A Goofy Movie, the racists that drew Jordan and Honey Nut Cheerios. Pop vs Soda also we google different ways of suicide before Jaz claps for all the wrong reasons.

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Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin  

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CP Time has returned from the Shadow Realm with diss tracks, Naruto and more original jokes than Amy Schumer. We spend half an hour discussing the most serious beef in all of hip hop right now. Jordan vs Darrell. We also discuss Bernie Sanders vs Hillary Clinton as well as Cam Newton vs the haters and hypocrites. Then we discuss the moral standing of selling out...Nature Box, what's good?

Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin  

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Diss Tracks:

(How) Trash is That

Bitch in You (Jordan)

Coroner

We were gone because of Taiwan. Jaz got 2 mics but Darrell got 8 kids. We discuss Malik's XXX rated twitter account (@Dr_Snekindekin). We also reveal why everyone hates Darius (@Annoyed_Bassist). Close pornographic encounters of the fighting kind, Sauce Walka murdered Drake and Drake is a sports jinx. 50 Shades of The Weekend. Darrell is a racist and it's rubbing off on Taiwan. Jordan's classroom antics. Someone was a rapper named King Kong. Malik is stalking Jordan hoping to steal his hairline. The evils of circumcision. Jordan is gonna fight someone. Happy Holidays from CP Time.

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Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin 

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 Malik with his most prized possessions

Jaz likes to google strange things, Jared got the CP and we're not talking Colored People Time. Gages stink man, clean those things. What is a snekinden? Is it ever too early for the tatas? Darrell is keeping Foxy off the kids and that's why the show is always late. Five Nights at Freddy's, looks like it's right on time. Russell Wislon isn't going any holes but Arianna Grande is putting her tongue all around it. Stolen Valor guys are stupid. Tyrone vs Big Brody. Do you want to animate for us? Raven Symone and Pill Cosby, George Lopez. Jordan getting those dates shotgun style. YouTube is on some trash. Also make sure to find all of us over at YouTube.com/BlerdsOnline

Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin 

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The show is called CP Time because this episode is on CP Time. We're talking Game Grumps and the NBA Playoffs, spoiler alert: The Warriors Win. The Avengers movie that came out a while ago. Michelle Obama dropping presidential bars in an attempt to wake up Mr. West. iPhone is bringing hood fights into the next century. We read tweets from some legends like Malik and Beastmode. Cherry Bomb may need to pass the sticks. We talk about STDs, those are sexually transmitted diseases. Spider Stomp 2K16 and a job at the magnet factory.

Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin 

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They both suck

 

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It's that time again, the best time of all time, CP Time. In this episode we discuss a man who loves his vest and commas, Life is Strange. Everyone hates sneaker heads and we're not a podcast anymore. There's some Game Grumps jokes. Is @BeastbmodeThell the greatest tweeter of all time? Chaz makes a guest appearance. Group projects, mixtapes and surprise bars. The old man Jaz replaced. Hmmmm vs Ughhhhh. Paul George is back. Radio Stations and Ping Pong. Box Ghost, pinhead and a ding.

Twitter: @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: @Dr_Snekindekin 

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It's like we never went anywhere. We're talking, porn and hummas in the class, Darrell is very old, Facial tattoos, Powerbomb Jutsu is a strange show, Kedrick is tricky, Kanye confuses everyone, Master P, Jaz introduces slandercast: YouTube edition, and The Untouchable Jordan gets touched.

Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: Chris Smoove - That's BS

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Another day, another CP Time. We're talking Sunset Overdrive and Sasuke. Naruto is ending and people are having their opinions flipped. Mouth full of whip cream is not a good look. Street harassment, robbing subways because your diet didn't work. There's a lot of people we're tired of we don't feel like censoring names. Man we're all over the place, like youtube.com/blerdsonline

Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: Naruto Outro 30 - Never Change

You can watch Jaz play Destiny here and Darrell play Pokemon Liquid Crystal here, and Jordan finished his GTA V playthrough here

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This isn't even my final form

Just wanted to let you know first off, we're not dead. We're just going bi weekly. It's easier on our schedules. Thanks for listening. In this episode we talk about black people getting shot for eating sandwiches. Everything being down the street from Jaz. Feminista Jones and Flatbush Zombies are all annoying. Atrocious Track Fakers. We're still in church. Darrell is afraid of Trains now. Bronies vs Juggalos and some other stuff. We're in prime form here. No technical difficulties. You're going to want to share this one.

Twitter: @CPTimePodcast @MrJTrip @Jazputin @OriginalKingD

Outro: The Game - Purge

You can watch Jaz play Destiny here and Darrell play Pokemon Liquid Crystal here, and Jordan finished his GTA V playthrough here

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