exotism excerpt by Crack Panther

Extra Terrestrial 🍑 Man by Crack Panther

just another shitty late night cellphone recording

Light the Butt-Signal! 🍑

stranger lovers in a strange world by Crack Panther

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Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind is what happens when an alien funk cult intercepts Earth radio, hears LMLYP, and decides to respond. It’s slimy. It’s sweaty. It vibrates at a frequency only detectable by horny lifeforms.

Warning: May cause spontaneous orbit grinding and unexpected transmissions from Uranus.

Best enjoyed under strobe lights and mild psychosis. 🛸💦🐸

A 16-minute one-take jam recorded at 3AM. Raw, rambling and 100% improvised – mistakes left in, feedback howling (warts and all). Listen at your own risk 🎸🔥.

Track 7 from the forbidden grimoire of emotional destruction. once loved. now cursed. riffs soaked in regret, delay pedal conjures demons.... ⚠️do not play backwards!

Siren of the Blue Abyss is what happens when lust, delusion, and emotional blue screen crash into a busted guitar tuned to your lowest frequency. It’s the sound of being ghosted by a sea witch after baring your soul.

Dripping with tension and underwater heartbreak, it’s less a song—more a slow-motion thirst spiral in distortion and seafoam. 🐸💀