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Cracker Classics episodes
- Do WHAT with a Chainsaw? ['80s Edition]
The movie: Heathers (1989)
Ian and Joshua see how Winona Ryder stole the show before stealing other things.
31 min - #128 - Like Herding Cats
The movie: To Catch a Thief (1955)
Ian and Joshua go Hitchcock again and ponder the evils of Grace Kelly and tipping culture.
33 min - #127 - White and Fluffy
The movie: Cotton Comes to Harlem (1970)
Joshua and Ian watch the allegedly-first blaxploitation film and hope for some gritty crime action and a lot of hilariously stereotyped white people.
30 min - #126 - What the Ham Saw
The movie: To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
Ian and Joshua watch the story of a little girl who occasionally dresses as pork products and the disturbing racist world through her eyes.
31 min - #125 - Stockholm Syndrome and the Glittery GPS Horse
The movie: La Belle et la Bête (1946)
Ian and Joshua watch this fancy Jean Cocteau classic and see if it lives up to modern Disney standards. Just how cursed is this beast? Are there still talking household items? Do a few other Disney films find their way through?
33 min - #124 - Trickle Down Family Dynamics
The movie: Chinatown (1974)
Water scarcity is becoming a bleak reality and real estate might be to blame. Joshua and Ian watch this Jack Nicholson classic to see if there's anything we can do about it without getting John Huston involved.
30 min - Stop It, Mom, You're Embarrassing Me! ['80s Edition]
The movie: Back to the Future (1985)
Ian and Joshua watch this science-y classic and suffer some massive nostalgia. Also they point out all the science that's wrong with it.
34 min - #123 - Duck and Cover or: How I Learned to Love the Fluoridation of Bodily Fluids
The movie: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Nuclear war has unfortunately been in the news again recently, so Ian and Joshua watch this Kubrick classic to see how close we are to total annihilation.
33 min - #122 - Secretly Hoping For a Bing
The movie: Road to Singapore (1940)
Ian and Joshua check out one of those Bob Hope/Bing Crosby buddy travel movies and they just might regret it. They debate pregnancy references under the Hays Code and ponder the possibility of a secret love affair between these two sailors.
33 min - #121 - Greed About the Mouth and Eyes
The movie: House On Haunted Hill (1959)
Craving some Vincent Price, Ian and Joshua strap in for a haunting thrill ride with some capitalism on the side. Do they get what they bargained for? Or is all just a bunch of strings and acid?
34 min
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Two guys review old "classic" movies to see if they're still good. Or maybe they weren't any good to begin with?