Peanut butter can only be eaten through the buttocks at 16:80am or Micheal Jackson will come and eat your face off, spit it back out and make it into his special peanut buttheeheer which he will then sell to Hitler in exchange for heated sex, ending in Hitler being pregnant with Micheal Jackson the second, but oh no, Danny Devito's child is called Micheal Jackson the second too! They fight to the death, meaning both of them die, and Micheal jackson eats their dead bodies and the babies inside of them.