I know that most drugs in moderation are harmless, but I still am going to give you this public service announcement nonetheless. Kids, I told you once and I will tell you again, do not do crack. It messes with your brain and turns you into a loud mouth with everything to prove and nothing important to say. Though the side effects of crack (the loudness, the abrasiveness, the openness to experience, the sudden nonsensical outbursts, etc.) may very well land you a job on some alphabet soup network like ESPN, do not think for one second that it will lead you anywhere positive in the end. Wealthy white people are under the impression that any black person they dress up for television will appeal to black people simply because they are black. Uh, that ain't true though. Most of these black people with money have lost their damn minds and normal black people are starting to catch on. You got Allen West telling people not to get vaccinated. You got R. Kelley trying to make me feel bad for him because he got caught having sex with teenagers. You got Candace Owens acting like Ben Shapiro for likes on Twitter. You got Kayne West showing up to McDonald's looking like he got in a fight with an electric shaver and lost. You would think that the one place you could go for some normal black people is ESPN. I mean, all they have to do is talk about sports; there's nothing political about that, right? Well, there certainly shouldn't be, but I am afraid that ESPN has gone the way of Fox News, inviting shock journalists to come on TV and make their crackhead opinions known to boost ratings. I suppose I knew it would eventually end up here for ESPN. Sports in general have nothing more to offer than men in tights and most people can get that for free on the internet. The fantasy sports thing is also becoming nerdier by the day. While some men are willing to drop a few grand to gamble...ahem, I mean, play "fantasy" sports with their favorite teams, I bet that most men simply do not have the cash for it. Then there is the drama that comes along with professional athletes. After the third or fourth affair, the fifth or sixth trophy wife and the subsequent divorces and lawsuits that accompany them all, people get a little exhausted. Then we have to hear their opinions on political and scientific issues, even though most of them got through school by throwing balls around and skipping class. Needless to say, they are not the most informed bunch. The sports world has also been tremendously stupid when it comes to getting vaccinated, with coaches and athletes alike using this as their chance to make a fool of themselves by refusing to give a damn about not only their teammates, but the fans who pay sometimes thousands (season ticket holders or just sports enthusiasts) a year to come and see them do something that they could do in their own backyards. You would think that, if you were able to scam enough people into paying large sums of money to see you do what used to be considered a child's hobby until the 1920s, you would at least be smart enough to employ journalists who did not act a fool. But, for ESPN, that is too much to ask. So, this crazy ass crackhead black lady on ESPN decided to say that Barrack Obama was not black enough to be black. I have dealt with idiots like this my whole life, always telling me I am not black because my skin is not dark enough in hue. Let me tell you right now, the darkness of your skin color may impress your white friends, but it does not impress me one bit. That is a vanity measure. Black people with lighter hues in their skin tone go through just as much hate as black people with darker hues. It does not get any easier when you have a lighter skin tone. You have to be white to get those benefits and even then it does not always work. I have a similar color to Obama, and I have been harassed by police and denied employment my whole life. You're not blacker than us. Please step away from the crack pipe.