Cracking TV

Cracking TV

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  • Morning Gameshows

    We're changing letters, taking off, and going wild in the aisles as we try to find a morning gameshow for Cracking TV.  

    Luke has brought four quirky formats for commissioner John to consider.  First, there’s Chain Letters, where contestants engage in a clever twist of words to win cash. Then, Luke goes up Richard Madeley’s Runway, a show that brought the airport experience to the living room.  There’s the simplicity of Lucky Ladders; Lukey will need to be lucky to land Ladders.  Finally, Luke pitches the beloved classic Supermarket Sweep, where enthusiastic shoppers dash through a mock supermarket wearing pastel sweatshirts in pursuit of glory. 

    However, John is already minded to commission the banter-filed celebrity drawing show Win, Lose, or Draw. Will Luke's ambitious pitches be enough to impress John's discerning commissioner’s eye and make him change his mind, or will he think Luke’s brought a pile of cheap filler and stick with Win, Lose, or Draw?  There are no draws available here, so Luke will either win big, or he’ll lose badly and have to leave John's office in disgrace.


    Cracking TV is produced and presented by Luke Sluman and John Furlong.

    Our rather marvellous theme tune was written and performed by Simon McInerney.

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    Luke & John Cracking TV is an IHOG Factual Entertainment Production.

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    59 min
  • Sketch Shows

    Margaret! Albatross! Scorchio!  In this episode of Cracking TV, Luke & John dive headfirst into the world of sketch shows, each armed with their picks for the ultimate comedy slot on their imagined TV network. Luke takes his first go in the role of commissioner while John pitches a selection of classic shows, including the iconic Fast Show, the culturally significant Goodness Gracious Me, and the big laughs of Big Train.  How will John's nostalgic picks stand up against the legendary Monty Python's Flying Circus, which Luke has already earmarked as the frontrunner? 

    As they navigate through the comedic landscape, they discuss the merits and potential pitfalls of each show, all while sharing their insights from their decades of experience in television.

    Will Luke think John's pitch is Brilliant, or does it have as much life as a Norwegian Blue meaning Luke will tell John to kiss his chuddies? Tune in to find out as they explore TV sketch comedy and what makes these shows resonate long after their original air dates.


    Cracking TV is produced and presented by Luke Sluman and John Furlong.

    Our rather marvellous theme tune was written and performed by Simon McInerney.

    Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com.

    Follow us @crackingtv.

    Luke & John Cracking TV is an IHOG Factual Entertainment Production.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  • Saturday Morning Kids TV

    We're all about anarchy with a hangover as we're looking at Saturday Morning Kids TV.

    Join Luke & John as they plunge headfirst into the wonderfully chaotic realm of Saturday mornings. With them as your trusty guides, reminisce about the sheer madness of Tiswas, the inventive charm of Swap Shop, and the wonderfully chaotic spirit of No. 73.  Or maybe you’d prefer the uniquely-BBC blend of information, education, and entertainment found on Saturday Superstore, Going Live!, and Live & Kicking.  But if that’s too much, there’s the blast that is SMTV Live and the anarchy of Dick & Dom in Da Bungalow.

    Where else are you going to hear Margaret Thatcher give her opinions on the latest pop tunes, or get the opportunity to ring in and tell Five Star what you really think of them?

    Prepare yourselves for a rollicking ride down the rabbit hole of nostalgia in this uproarious first episode of Cracking TV! 


    Cracking TV is produced and presented by Luke Sluman and John Furlong.

    Our rather marvellous theme tune was written and performed by Simon McInerney.

    Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com.

    Luke & John Cracking TV is an IHOG Factual Entertainment Production.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  • Cracking TV Trailer

    "What's the greatest ever Saturday morning kids' show? The best daytime quiz? The funniest panel game? TV professionals Luke Sluman and John Furlong seek to find out, as they take turns to 'pitch' shows of yesteryear in the hope of building the ultimate TV schedule. With bottomless knowledge and enthusiasm they dissect classic TV from the comedic cornerstone of Steptoe and Son to Margaret Thatcher's surreal turn on Saturday Superstore, exploring what works and why." Not our words, the words of Radio Times Magazine.


    In this mini-episode, Luke and John distill the essence of their podcast into a bite-sized format, perfect for the curious listener. The duo engage in a playful pitch session as John takes on the role of a TV channel commissioner looking for the best Saturday morning kids show.

    Luke presents his case for classic programs like Tiswas and Going Live, but John is already minded to commission No. 73, a show that blended surreal comedy with live entertainment.

    As the tension builds, John puts Luke's knowledge to the test with a quick quiz, leading to a humorous exchange that showcases their chemistry. Will Luke's pitches win over John, or will No. 73 reign supreme meaning Luke has to leave John's office in disgrace?


    Cracking TV is produced and presented by Luke Sluman and John Furlong.

    Our rather marvellous theme tune was written and performed by Simon McInerney.

    Luke & John Cracking TV is an IHOG Factual Entertainment Production.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    4 min

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We're Luke & John, two mates who've been working behind the scenes in television for nearly fifty years between us, trying to crack its secret. We're on a mission to create the dream schedule…

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