A school has banned Uggs because kids use them to smuggle contraband in to school. Craig and Sam share pre-Ugg techniques.

Two guys were arrested for breaking into the CNN building in Atlanta; they were caught using computers to check facebook. Sam has a theory, and a story from her misspent youth.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry headed to court over alleged temper tantrums, SAG Award highlights, Demi Moore 911 tape reveals TMI, Etta James tribute, box office results

We asked our facebook friends about male stereotypes and Craig is faced with the awful truth when women answer with hysterical honesty.

Asteroid flyby is too close for comfort; Craig and Sam crave Taco Bell breakfast. And really, there IS meat in the food at Taco Bell. This is all in fun.

Newt Gingrich wants to moon us, can we do what one town in Italy is doing and have the candidates pole dance? Sam thinks Santorum would win that competition and Craig thinks Romney would just be the pole.

Craig is looking to debunk male stereotypes, like all men love sports, men can fix anything, men are better drivers, grown men don't cry except John Boehner, but Sam says women have been onto this for years.

Demi Moore update 911 tapes to be edited and released, Drew Carey loses more than weight by getting unengaged, goodbye to Juan Epstein, Madonna brining friends to Super Bowl, new movies

Newt Gingrich, aka the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, is appalled the topic of his extramarital affairs is brought up in a presidential debate. Apparently, such topics should only be brought up if you are the Speaker of the House trying to impeach a president over lying about affairs, while you are having affairs.

Cops get drunk to test breathalyzers, Craig and Sam both have stories about getting drunk with cops.