CrankMyChain! Cycle TV

This episode is a chapter torn straight from lore. A re-reenactment if you will. For some background watch Sprockettes Foil Bike Thief at CrankMyChain.com

PORTLAND, OR - Live performances and brand new content cap off the most intense evening of cinematic cyclical sex ever. The last time it played 500 sexy bikers tried to fit inside the Clinton St Theater. Half of them didn't make it. 9 PM Friday July 27. $6.

CST Owner Seth Sonstein says: "it is a masterful work of filth"

Below is a sneak preview of what you see at Bike Porn 2.0. Here we have soft-core bike on bike, bike on man, woman on man, porn action in Jef's Steel Framed Lover. For those of you perverts who need more "action" your bike porn - don't worry. Reverend Phil has Bike Porn 2.0 it all cooked up to please and offend.

BRIGHTON, UK - A vision, perhaps, of what happens when Alice in Wonderland breaks up with her Zoobomber boyfriend. Music by Bats for Lashes.

PORTLAND, OR - Here's more great Mountain bike racing video from Scott Barker.

In this short episode Conrad knows how to smooth talk Steve after her bike is stolen. The ice appears to be broken but can he be real?

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM plays host to the 2009 VeloCity bicycle conference. Here is their great promo video which they showed at the recent 2007 VeloCity in Munich, Germany.

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - This trailer for the 2003 Film Christmas Comes on a Bicycle is actually a great stand-alone short with excellent photography. I particularly love the movement a cropping during the BMX sequence. If you have seen the film please post your critique. I'll try to get a copy and review the film in the meantime.

PORTLAND, OR - Lately we have been playing some Bike Porn featurettes on CrankMyChain! and there has been a something a backlash against this new form of bikerotic expression.

In this video a noted velo-sociologist Seymour Snorkelburger discusses his concerns with bike porn.

BROOKLYN, NY - In a historic first for New York City, the Department of Transportation has replaced three car parking spaces in Williamsburg with bike racks to accommodate about 30 bicycles.

Conrad and Nick bike joust for attention from the lovely young lasses who watch closely, but there will be losers in the end.

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