Today, we’re wondering if my Mexican ID makes me look like a thug and how my ex-girlfriend resembled a retarded Linda Ronstadt. We’re dissecting the Davos crowd’s plan to swap our autonomy for cricket paste, and why I’m holding out for street-mule Mexico over a surveillance state. Plus, I’ll share how dating a scoliotic slut led to the realization that we’ve become Pavlovian-addicted animals being force-fed a diet of shit.

Whether you drove a crappy car in high school or you just like sluts, let’s be real.

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