Tickets to see the MMA Fights on the White House Lawn are on sale to the general public for an insane amount and a new Plante may be floating around out there past pluto

We have all heard of Drunk Driving BUT our superstar took it a step further and has thus invented a new kind of intoxicated driving 
DRUNK DRONING

As Mother's Day Approaches here is some solid advice for all the Mom's out there
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN

Today we were all pretty much stumped w/ 3 Mississippi Trivia 
PLUS whats a socitial norm thats dissapearing?

Among the Trending Headlines a bank customer service line needs some holy water after the customer support line hung up on THE POPE while he was trying to change his address to the VATICANT!

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS Full ass a crime todays crime wasnt thought all the way through and it landed them superstardom

The Way We Choose to see the world shapes your reality

Today a man broke what he thinks is a world record by pulling a two ton car w/ his Manhood 
Fun fact: it wasnt his first attempt 
Hear it all inside the Morning Quickie

Today's Superstar Crashed out and chased after a neighborhood kid down the sidewalk on his ebike 
The best part is she denied it ever happened