Crash Mornings

There's a new divorce trend and its splitting the Streaming Passwords after a woman said she just wanted the dog the car and the netflix password...AND WON

Theres a chapter in the criminals for dummies handbook about A.I. and turning to it for advice 
Todays Superstar turned to A.I. and was outed by it

Whatever you do dont even engage the negitivity

How big was this catfish from the Swaunee River that set a new Florida Record along with MORE from the FWC on Sloths and Capturing Manta Rays

Today we have a family of superstars what were running a home depot out of their garage with stolen goods...WAS IT FLORIDA OR NOT FLORIDA?

Today's nugget is from Steven Spielberg becuase Crash got him confused w/ George Lucas who's actually celebrating a birthday today

Most people thought we would have flying cars by now....NOPE we get shoes that make you walk faster