In which we discuss the intersection of visual and audio media, and also how tap dancing in the shower is a bad idea.

Transcript link coming soon.

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In which we decide that Worker B would probably make a good serial killer.

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In which Morgan and Lukas discuss kitty churros and the origins of "layzor".

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Record obtained from Apis Headquarters before drive destruction.

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 

MAJ06175
NoKoLoKo
Joao_Janz
olichite

music_for_video (pixabay)

We had a little... mic stability issue in this one, folks, especially in the first half of the episode. Hopefully that doesn't distract you from the wonder of wet spaghetti and psychedelics.

Transcript link coming soon.

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I know it's hard to believe, but we actors are actually just fallible human beings like you. We flub lines, make stupid noises, and even swear at each other sometimes! But don't take my word for it. Here is a curated sampling of our less usable performances.

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

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magnuswaker 

In which codirectors Morgan and Lukas discuss being awkward customers, reference video games, and enjoy Rhianna's extremely fun first performance of Sierra Savannah the Space Karen.

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In which we witness a long awaited, if brief, reunion.

Episode 14 Transcript link (coming soon)

This is the second season's finale, so we'll be taking a few months off to prepare for the next season. In the off season we'll get some bonus features out to you in the form of shorts and other goodies. If you want to get involved, fill out one of our Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A forms, which can be found here! Ask a character questions about their life and preferences, and we'll have them answer in person (characters not voiced by Lukas or Morgan will answer based on actor availability.)

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 
dumtrat
sillygrizzlies
erikh2000
pterydactyloptryx
fantozzi
samsterbirdies
adamlhumphries
pogmothoin
170084
jjbubo
tec_studio
robinhood76
davidou
kyles
newlocknew
ecfike
bennychico11
nachmahrtv

 Winnipeg and Worker B talk with an old friend.

Episode 13 Transcript link (coming soon)

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists:  
northern87
iesp
lyrislite
170084
lukiacostello
pogmothoin
bennychico11
adamlhumphreys
erikh2000
studiobonk
rottako
cupido-1
dumtratt
orantalbot
nachtmahrtv
daveofdefeat2248
studiobonk
speedygonzo
tec_studio
trp
jjbubo

Winnipeg and Worker B get to know one of the Lemarck natives.

Episode 12 Transcript link

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 
iesp
erikh2000
adamlhumphreys
splicesound
trp
newlocknew
kyles
ecfike
sillygrizzlies
icedphoenix49
robinhood76
sidequesting
mpfeiffer
lukiacostello
lyrislite
170084
cueckermann
LG