Crave the Rave

By Crave the Rave

A naughty podcast for retired wreckheads who are now hardcore adults (most of the time 🤫).

On each episode we reminisce over hilarious, embarrassing, and downright mental stories from our peak part... more

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How many episodes does Crave the Rave have?

The podcast currently has 41 episodes available.

Crave the Rave episodes:

March 20, 2024 11. Illegal raves in WWII bunkers & squat parties on TV sets
The era of squat parties and free raves in the UK was unforgettable.
Back in the late 2000s, Jessie hit up the best rave of her life, in an old WWII bunker... and never actually raved. Listen to find out why 🤣
We also dive into...
- What it's like to party in Tulum, and how to avoid spending $27 USD on a fricking mojito
- Would you go to Burning Man? We discuss
- One of our parents is listening to the podcast and they're not impressed... (oops, SOZ)
- Doing festivals with your mum and dad? Yay or nay?
- When they started offering Covid jabs at festivals - erm... Black Mirror, anyone?
- Smuggling meat + other major crimes
And more...
Enjoy!
J&L x
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38min
March 05, 2024 10. Sexy email addresses, MySpace, frapes, MSN, iPod docks... (the OG tech ep)
If you didn't have 69 in your email address, who even were you?!

We reminisce over our dirty digital antics as young horny teenagers experiencing the world wide web for the first time.

We geek out on...

- When you're so busy, your toilet paper is kitchen roll
- When the phone lines used to get crossed
- Fighting the fam for the land line
- Our sexy cringey, highly-inappropriate early email addresses
- MSN Messenger catfishing, quality frapes and emoji pranking
- Lara's Shy FX-customised MySpace
- The luxury of guestlist
- Stoned, confused and getting fired
- Jessie's antique iPod dock
- We discuss the first tunes we ever bought...

ENJOY. It's a fun one.

J&L
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50min
February 21, 2024 9. Love at the Rave (pt 2) - The Ick & Text Slip Ups
We're back with a loved up (and icked out) episode - part two of our V Day special, where we reminisce over our ickiest moments and biggest faux pas.

ENJOY
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35min
February 07, 2024 8. Love at the Rave (pt 1) - The Man List
V Day is coming, so we thought we'd do a lurve special.
Highlights include...

- Jessie reviews the Fabio & Grooverider live orchestra night in London
- What happens when you ask your husband to film you at the rave
- The Man List: we discuss the *key attributes* we used to look for in a man... like being able to open a bottle with a lighter
- Jessie shares a (questionable) idea to help Lara to meet her match

And this is just part one! Part two drops in 2 weeks. Enjoy!

J&L

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26min
January 23, 20247. 'Proper grub, nice sizes' (naughty slang & sesh games)
What you sayin' bruv? We are sayin' this is a banging episode. We get into...
The South London slang we can no longer get away with

What happens when your 'ghetto' side slips out at work

Code words for naughty bits

Jessie gives us her best cockney AND best Cilla Black

What happens when the chat runs out at the afters...

....and what games to play when it does
Enjoy & let us know what you're fave slang word is, innit.
J&L x
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33min
January 09, 2024 6. "We wanna be cool like you when we're older"
This time our near-middle-aged asses talk about how things have changed for us...
Like talking about interest rates & kids at raves telling us "we wanna be cool like you when we're older"... nothing will make you feel older.
To celebrate Jessie's bday, we also talk about the pain of going to family affairs straight from the sesh. We know you know about that one!
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31min
December 26, 20235. Xmas spesh: Eating on the sesh
It's Christmas and oo-la-la, we have a TASTY ONE....
From crusty baked beans to double-drop hot dogs, Lara makes everyone sick with her ability to mix raving and food.

In this ep, we're serving up:
Lara sneaking oversized snacks into clubs in her knickers

We discuss the best food to (try and) eat when you've been getting on it. Again, Lara is unimpressed with Jessie's choice.

Jessie as a peace-making elf working at a ghetto grotto with beefing Santa Clauses

What tunes do you go running to? (The mum-life alternative to raving)

We come up with a new instant hit for DJ Eats Everything

If you see a DJ you love in the rave, do you go fan girl/boy?

Lara making the worse canapes in history at an afters
This is our first episode recording remotely from different continents and it was all pretty smooth. We be feeling like podcast pros out here now.

Enjoy and we hope you are having a magical festive season <3

J&L
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37min
December 12, 2023 4. Would you rather be Poo Girl or Urinal Man?
We're back with a juicy one centered around toilet tales and raving myths. We get into all this...

- We disagree about sausage sandwich etiquette
- Lara shares about finishing up the egg freezing process
- Jess on Taylor Swift
- The Kinder Egg as an important rave accessory (IYKYK)
- Stories of people getting lost down or losing sh*t down toilets
- Myths of the party incl. snorkel man at Glastonbury festival
- Things getting wet n wild at the urinals in Berghain club
- Some of the weirdest things we’ve seen at the rave
- We reminisce over Flirt Divert
- We play a dirty 'Would you rather…'
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45min
November 28, 2023 3. Parenting Tips & Red Wine Lips
It's time for episode three, and we're back with a cracker 🎈👀
- Lara’s night out ends in a desperate search for a wet wipe
- An unfiltered review of baby rave, Raver Tots
- Would you want your kids to go raving? (And what about the naughty stuff?!)
- Wise words & tips for the younger generation (incl. how to wee when you can't)
- The using, losing, stashing & banning of laughing gas
- What's your go-to after party drink?
We put photographic evidence and related content on our IG @cravetheravepodcast, so don't forget to check that out.
If you have a question for us or a story from partying, new or old, we want to hear it! Send us a DM to @cravetheravepodcast⁠ on IG or send an email to [email protected].
And please do rate and share the podcast with your mates, so we can reach more peeps. Next episode out: Tue 12 Dec 2023.
J&L
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30min
November 16, 2023 2. Is messy too messy when Boris Johnson's in your trip?
We're back and bearing all in a juicy episode two.
This time, we're getting into...
- Getting pissed up on 0% booze
- Incriminating voice notes from the sesh
- Where our names Jess the Mess & Lady Bzar come from
- We reveal our messiest moments EVER
- The beer fear & post-sesh dread
- Bait AF album names & messy pics on social media back in the day
- No phone policy in clubs - we discuss
- The CRINGIEST thing we’ve ever witnessed, feat. Big Narstie in Fabric LDN
- Our first ever rave experiences (in heels)
We put photographic evidence and related content on our IG http://instagram.com/cravetheravepodcast, so don't forget to check that out.
If you have a question for us or a story from partying, new or old, we want to hear it! Send us a DM to http://instagram.com/cravetheravepodcast on IG or send an email to [email protected].
And please do rate and share the podcast with your mates, so we can reach more peeps. Next episode out: Tue 28 Nov 2023.
J&L
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32min

FAQs about Crave the Rave:

How many episodes does Crave the Rave have?

The podcast currently has 41 episodes available.