"Nothing can kill The Grimace." Featuring View Askewniverse Expert Nick Rorick.

Keanu Month concludes with everyone's favorite romantic fantasy drama. This is a movie that had us asking WHY? until the very last frame. Keanu and Sandy are together again! But ARE they?

Marijuana Expert Andrew Zalewski joins us (with a few beers) to watch a childhood favorite. Welcome back to ASMR Cast! The Truth comes out: Josh did 9/11 (and 9/11 changed everything). We talk granular housing costs, interest rates, and the cost of living with Weed Expert, Andrew Zalewski. Then market consumerism to babies! Featuring callbacks to The Replacements, a summary of the Spike Lee Joint Chi-Raq (2015), and MARTHA. Is it propaganda? Is it beautiful? Why'd they do G Baby like that?

Tiffany Marshment, Drumline Expert, joins us to watch The Replacements. Whiny rich guys want a raise, so former footballer Keanu steps in and builds a mistfit team of scabs. The fear/love dichotomy returns and things get a little heated in the class war. Vulnerability emerges as a common theme in Keanu Month.

Sadie Q. and Christie Laabs from Hip in Detroit join us to watch this seminal 90's action classic. We learn to start suspending disbelief and love the bomb. Speed drove so that Uncut Gems could lock a guy in a pawn shop vestibule. We all may not love it, but we can agree it's more than just Die Hard on a bus. It's also Die Hard in an elevator and also on a train.

Very special friend Katie Foster joins us to watch and discuss - for the very first time - Johnald Mnemonickom. Welcome back to KEANUCAST! Keanu is the Ultimate Hard-Bodied Hard Drive in this absurd allergory, that..... actually gets a lot right. Verbatim dialogue from this film: [Jane] "Well what DO you think about? When you're alone?" [Johnny] "I think... I want to get OUT of this rat-hole. I want to get ONLINE! I NEED A COMPUTER!"

Keanu/Matrix/Black Clothes/Ass-Kicking Specialist Alicia Massey returns once again to wirelessly jack into The Matrix Trilogy. It's a simple end to a complex story, and sets up the themes - far more than we remembered - for the recent fourth entry. We like the part where Trinity sees the sun for the first time ever!

PS: [the whisper of a nipple]

Dodge the draft and start a fight with the cops, AKA your dad - we're finally watching The Pigs vs The Freaks. We embrace FREAK POWER and Vince reveals himself to be more Normie than Freak. Josh formally declare BEEF with Robert Zemeckis.

This episode zigs when we expect it to zag, which intrigues Josh, but not Vince. Trust No Mike.

Black Clothes and Ass-Kicking Specialist Alicia Massey returns and joins the Swayze Boy in asking too many questions. We're jacking in to the second installment of this iconic franchise. Gather up your menagerie of defunct programs and get ready to discover WHY you already made a decision. The Wachowski sisters busted up 300 GM vehicles, Matt Damon did 9/11, and - as always - Morpheus is the powerhouse of the cell. Featuring Mothercast Corner, more teasing for "GOT HAM: The Harvey Bullock Story," and debuting the Cucking-Peeping Spectrum.