What if Jesus Had a Goblin Face: A Very Roman Catholic Easter Story

Bent steps up and makes an adoption. We'll see y'all gathered around Shane's funeral turkey.

It does what it says on the tin

Andrea Kaminski is back (and deserves some sort of award), and this time she brought her beau, Jordan VonZynda (less deserving of an attendance award, but nonetheless back for his second time on the pod). Can a Michael Mann film ever hold up to a Jonathan Demme? Is Brian Cox an actor even close to the caliber of SIR Anthony Hopkins? Who the hell is Will Graham, and why does he look so 80's? These questions, and more, answered at last.

Josh rounds out his Tarantino dance card, but doesn't have patience for a 3-hour movie. Catch Vince at your local MJR handing out pocket-tenders, simulating Alamo Drafthouse.

Forget everything you know about North and South (and/or what you saw in the previous episode): North and South is BACK and now it's trash 90's TV masquerading as an 80's soap opera. Bent LIVES, baby, and he's got a kill list. Orry dies in silhouette, and is replaced by his long-lost brother, Cooper. Charles stole a baby (in the previous episode, but we didn't know that til now), and that baby is experiencing time differently from the rest of the cast - then he heads west with a bumbling Rip Torn. Meanwhile, Madeline is the leftist dictator that the South deserves, and refuses George's monetary assistance in favor of being handed-off the means of production. Ashton meets a new friend at rock-bottom. And, finally, Bent strikes once more before the episode is out, leaving George and Madeline BOTH single and ready to mingle.

DJ and Holli Liden are Amish bowling enthusiasts, so the Swayze Boys take advantage of their unique perspectives on Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson, and Randy Quaid's wigs. Google this: Middle-Out, who cares?

Sometimes, family is just being there. Korey Brisendine is back, and Markie Tilton joins us for the first time! Another week, another slice of cinema through a Patrick Swayze lens.

It's something we're all intimately involved in: the reshaping of the human body by modern technology

An instant-classic episode about salacious tabloid fodder