This ain't no bullshit biker acid trip, this is GENE HACKMAN. The Hack-man assembles an A-Team of scarred veterans to save his boy from his 10-year internment in a Vietnamese P.O.W. camp. But at what cost? This early Bring Our Boys Back! movie didn't quite capture the Zeitgeist like Rambo First Blood Part 2, despite the same director and an earlier release date

This week, your humble hosts cover a NEW Patrick Swayze TV-documentary that - frankly - we should have been in charge of. We target one white man whose job should be given to us (LARRY HACKETT: ABC CONTRIBUTOR). We finally put the finishing touches on "Everyone's Favorite Segment."

Secular dancing is the devil's foreplay in this week's installment of "Cock-blocked by Our Heavenly Daddy"

LOVE AND WAR. George and Orry meet their respective presidents. The Mains try their hands at spycraft. Blood brothers spot each other on opposite sides of the war. Everyone gets a wardobe upgrade. The Battle of Bull Run interrupts what would have been a nice day for a picnic.

What year was Vatican II? What year(s) was the Korean War? Why is the Army a Christian Missionary force? Bison tones and backronyms for a ska band called "M.A.S.H."

A monochromatic "artist" cons a hollywood exec into killing her loser boyfriend (Daredevil's Kingpin) and being her sugar daddy. Antics ensue. A surprisingly Swayze FILM from the Criterion Collection. It's only missing one thing.....

Swaye fights his brother, C. Thomas Howell, for the love of the original Scream Queen. Explosions, nipples, and just trying to have a nice breakfast at this week's DEMOLITION DERBY

Dana Carvey did 9/11 and The Masked Singer is an inside job

And they were just trying to have a nice dinner!

How and why do jockstraps work?