Cops smelled weed from my open motel door, came in and took away bowl and weed!!! 2 friends met and were screwing in my motel bed ALL NIGHT while I was trying to sleep on the floor!!! Went to work on no sleep!!!
Spilled some water at a job once, it got on a piece of paper and all of a sudden a guy is on the phone with the boss, she talks to me, and says I'm #FIRED!!! #LOL!!!
Did a strange hustle by opening a credit card at Walmart to buy iphones that would be hustled on the South Side of Chicago. Got a smart flip phone In return!!!